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INCORRECT QUOTE AS THINGS MY FAMILY HAS SAID (PART 13!)

Dazai, purposely bumps into Chuuya: opps, I didn't se-

Chuuya: I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

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Mr. Compress: We call that a traumatic event.

Mr. Compress, turning to Twice: Not a “bruh moment”.

Mr. Compress, turning to Dabi: Not a “major L”.

Mr. Compress, turning to Toga: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”.

hc thinking about Chuuya waking up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve bc he heard a noise and he’s like “Santa? ain’t no fucking way,” and he’s right. it’s not Santa it’s Dazai breaking in at 2am. Chuuya’s not getting gifts he’s getting robbed

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I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die

Cat!Dazai and cat!Chuuya wrapping their tails together when they're lazing around or sleeping next to each other.

Dazai's the one who purrs in his sleep and Chuuya's heard it before. The first time he couldn't believe his ears, the second time it was funny because Dazai was passed out and in such a deep sleep. The third time and all the ones after that, it's just plain adorable and in turn helps him fall asleep.

Chuuya doesn't mention how Dazai purrs in his sleep because if he does, Dazai might stop.

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Marauders Quotes as Things My Friends Have Said #25

Remus: if there's one thing about me, i can carry a phone, wallet, keys, flowers, emotional baggage all in one hand and still pull through