Tall.

For 13 years I have been YTP Spider-Man, fighting sauce, dealing with Doctor Octavius (Doctavius, if you will) and snooping as usual. But one day I stole a loaf of bread and so my friend Ross died by hands of the child of death. I'm sorry Ross.

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

The feeling of loss is heavier

american music production

i can't be the only person who instantly thought of this

story of my life

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

this is a spoiler to my first proper remix

Every day I passively lose 10 hp

Cat!!!

She's gay and criminal and gay

She's inspired off a mark on a wall I saw somewhere