Latest Posts by iwoulddie4klaus - Page 3

this one hurt

Klaus and Dave

♡

Hey, you just saved my life, man.  

Misfits (2009-2013)

okay but like this is really cool

Klaus but floating like he can in the comics becauseee i can, tha ks Good Bye ✨💀✨#UmbrellaAcademy #illustration

im soft

can you imagine being martyn, and having this little brother,who follows you around saying LIGHT, and giving people dog poop as presents cuz he thinks they’re valentine’s stones,and then grows to ask you things like why the moon is round when he can’t sleep, and gets obsessed with buffy the vampire slayer and uses the family printer to print out all of these pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar and you find them all over the house and probably under your pillow at night, and even at 17 he gets spooked by scary movies and wants to sleep in your room, and you watch him struggle to figure out what he wants to do in life, watch as he does this youtube thing while going to uni, watch as he falls in love with a boy and know it’s gonna be hard for him, watch as he figures out what he wants and goes for it, uses that creative mind that made him both endearing and as annoying as hell when he was a kid, and the soft heart that believed you when you told him girls have two willies, to become an extremely successful man in a happy and loving relationship, one who hires you to work for him and gives you opportunities you might not have had because he loves you and trusts you to keep things safe like you did when he was afraid of aliens after the two of you watched the xfiles when you were kids, it must be wild.

i know this sounds weird but like trust me on this: dipping blueberries in chocolate makes its taste like mint chocolate ice cream and i agree

i have never related to something more in my entire life.

hmmmmmm I don’t want to come out I just want to wake up and always have been a man :/

me :(

Deaky:

me :)

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES !!!!!!!!

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

his laugh is my reason to live lol

Conan Gray laughing for a minute and a half straight

i wanna see this happen

[on the teacups at an amusement park]

Luther, Allison, and Vanya: [spinning calmly and talking about things]

Klaus, Five, and Diego: [zoom by at lightning speed, screaming loudly]

umbrella academy hogwarts houses

this is gonna cause uproar but

Luther: Hufflepuff

bc he loyal to daddy

Diego: Gryffindor

bc he protecc, he attacc

Allison: Slytherin

her power is literally mind control

Klaus: Gryffindor

bc he brave af (he’s also sort of a hufflepuff)

Five: Slytherin

resourceful, shrewd, cunning (what else can i say)

Ben: Ravenclaw

has actual rational thoughts (very uncommon in this damn show)

Vanya: Ravenclaw

she smart and good at music

so… did anyone else notice that during episode 5 of the umbrella academy, when Diego and Klaus are getting ready to take on Hazel and Cha-Cha at the motel, when Diego says “wait in the car, and if I don’t come out in two minutes, I’m probably dead,” Klaus whispers “but I’m a soldier”

because I was just rewatching it and let me tell you my heart broke when I caught that

what is it

i had absolutely THE dumbest idea for an umbrella academy fic while in the shower can someone please ask me about it i’m dying to share

Has this been done?

I heard a theory somewhere that the reason why Klaus bathes with the bathroom door partially open is because that way people can get to him if he overdoses or drowns

STOP THIS HURTS MY HEART

you uhhh mind if i breakdown in the middle of this target??

xx g4k

this made me laugh so hard ahhh

Diego: what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Allison: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Luther: socks are Feetie Heaties

Ben: forks are Stabby Grabbies

Klaus: defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Vanya: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Five: stamps are Lickie Stickies

Reginald: my children are disappointments

idk why im laughing so hard

so there is this one trans girl at my school and today she told me she calls her estrogen pills tiddy skittles  and now whenever we saw each other in the hallway we would quietly say tiddy skittles and then just start cracking up.

In Korean, 유 is pronounced “yoo”, which is terribly, terribly similar to the English pronunciation for “you”.

So all this picture says is that Andrew is challenging me to find the gay person: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

YES ANDREW I GET IT I AM A GAY

this is so cute i want to cry.

also if scenes like this arent in the next season i WILL SUE !!!!!

Where are all the headcanons about Allison dressing Klaus in her clothes?

Finding him in her closet, trying on her dresses when they were eight. And at first Klaus worries she’ll be mad because she only ever allowed Luther and mom in there. Instead, Allison just laughed and picked out one in a brighter color.

Allison helping Klaus apply eyeliner for the first time without poking himself in the eye.

Allison going shopping with him to find the right shades for his skin tone.

Allison and Klaus painting each other’s nails after a hard day.

I found the perfect word to describe Five

Sassafrass

in one of the episodes allison was talking to vanya and was all like “what you did was horrible” so maybe... just maybe vanya somehow killed ben ??!! and maybe thats why they all hate her ????

Can I just-

Okay so when klaus was being tortured and shit and he got sober enough to talk to the ghosts of the ppl that hazel and cha-cha tortured and killed . I noticed that the ghosts looked like what they looked like when they died.

I repeat they stayed the same, scars, car tires, blood and all still there on the ghosts. Which bring me to this fucking question:

How did ben die?

Klaus said that It was a horrible death ,but there’s no signs on him . No scars ,no blood, no nothing .

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN HARGEEVES ??¿?

is this.. is this Klaus’ workout regimen?

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK !!!!!!!

Adopted siblings are still siblings.

Step siblings are still siblings.

Half siblings are still siblings.

Siblings are still siblings.

Incest is still incest no matter the relation.

dancing queen

Klaus! KLA-A-AUS!

Klaus Hargreeves aesthetic

I Love This Band So Much They Are The Greatest And No One Can Change My Mind,,,,

WISH YOU WERE GAY YYYYAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Track list for Billie Eilish’s debut album:

WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO?

ahhh !!!!!!!

i love him too much ❤️

Adorable Deacy