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pregnantcartney

LMAO I LOVE IT

Free range yaoi spotted at the train station

I'm sure he knew it even before he was born.

So sad John Lennon died before he could take an Am I Gay Quiz

One thing I will NEVER understand is how 1980 John Lennon got away with tenderly calling Paul his DEAR ONE and trailing off into thought whilst also managing to convince the general population that he felt absolutely nothing for this man like how?? How??

Not his old-bandmate, not his collegue, not his mate. His dear one. And the interviewer seemingly didn't even blink. Truly insane.

so cute and pretty kitty

goals

hey so genuinely where do i find a paul mccartney lookalike tribute performer who looks like him and sounds like him and acts like him but is like 20-30 years old and insatiably obsessed with me and we will take engagement photos in an old vintage record shop and our wedding getaway car will be an old 1960s hot rod and we’ll restore a mid century modern house and love eachother and play music and raise a family and own chickens and slow dance in the kitchen….

asking for a friend

two such admirable individuals, so different and special in equal measure, gifted and loved children🤍

"He doesn't owe me anything. I'll make life as easy for him as I can but it's no use me thinking what I would do if I was him, because I'm not him and he isn't little me."

— John Lennon about Julian Lennon.

"It's a combination of John and Yoko, which produced something completely and entirely separate from us. It is not a little John Lennon or a little Yoko Ono – It's a Sean. It's itself, He is himself, you know."

— John Lennon about Sean Ono Lennon.

potatoes

little sunshine, everybody misses you🤍

On this day (August 27th) 1967 the Beatles manager Brian Epstein was found dead in his home in Chapel Street after an accidental drug overdose.

Epstein, or “Eppy” as he was affectionately known, was a father-like figure for the four Beatles and is responsible for much of the bands success.

Brian was essentially the glue holding the Beatles together and many believe that his death was a catalyst for the band’s eventual breakup.

Oh you hate the Beatles? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite John Lennon in 1971?

my favorite lesbian is John Lennon

Only John can sympathize with the feminine hysteria of a lesbian teen girl going to art school. If I told him anything I've ever done he would jump in with his own story. I may have 1000 Paul pictures and a body pillow of Paul but that's only because my psyche is in line with lesbian John lennon

amen🙏🏻

a fun fact about pope john paul the second is that his birth name was karol józef wojtyła but when he was elected pope he chose to be known as john paul because he was such a devout mclennon shipper

I'm not a lesbian, something closer to being bisexual without being bisexual all the time but, this is a very true truth

I dislike when I point out a beautiful dress and someone says “would you wear it?” No absolutely not, I’m butch. I’m talking about how much I would love to see that beautiful dress on a lovely femme. I think about femmes constantly and very rarely am I not thinking of femmes. Non-lesbians don’t get this and I pity them, I truly do.

fuck, this is real life

He fumbled a bad bitch, he queerbaited, and then he died

i was born in the right generation bc i was born to buy used CDs at a half price books

People who hate cats are so fucking weird like why are you beefing with a fuzzy little animal. It feels maladjusted in a similar way as people who Hate babies like what is your problem

normalize being divorced without ever being married or having a romantic relationship or even necessarily mutually liking each other at all in the first place

Paul with Linda in songs: “partner"💗🩷🍂🎼✨😘🫶🏻

Paul with John: "ex friend"😭😍😿🫦🫠🥹🫂🎸❤️💔❤️🔥🔥💙💚

The song Paul clearly wrote for Linda: you’re such a rock star and team player! I was going through such a hard time after my last breakup but your support has helped so much ☺️

The song Paul clearly wrote for John: remember how I used to call you every night when I was an in-the-closet twink teen? I miss your voice so much that I literally always call out your name in the night, maybe during a dream or sex or while I’m doing dishes idk. Anyway listen to these yaoi howls

remember that sexuality is a spectrum that flows and is changeable, they both experienced a lot during their lives, so... the discussion is not about their sexuality but... were they in love in any sense? answer: yes. End of discussion.

early beatles writing sessions

paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—

john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.

paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!

why not... BOTH!

is it a well dressed lesbian or just john lennon?

I'm only tears

" paul was apart of 57% of johns life, and john was only apart of 28% of pauls" i wanna know who said this. im coming for you.

war will always be a bloody rubbish and useless method of seeking to be better. They do not seek to better themselves they seek to internalise and make other societies and cultures weak and then feel better in their own shit that they themselves caused. The 1900s was not the time of reflection of war and protests, the XXI century is, all the shit that was in the depths of the world without diffusion and not a glimmer of light will soon explode and the political leaders will file their nails while we are left in ruins with smelly shit everywhere. The world hangs in the balance, say no to war.

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

18/07/23 I have never been so young in my life with the awareness of how young I am, I was born a year ago cunts!!!!

rt

It's John Lennon's birthday. Pet a cat. Write a Poem. Coordinate a group masturbation session. Overindulge in hallucinogenic drugs. Text your ex boyfriend. Serve cunt. Break up your polycule. Get put on an fbi watchlist. Have a cry. Have a laugh. Cause issues