Fuck Being The Bigger Person

it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

Some may call it cringe, i call it whimsy✨

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away