Latest Posts by jaguar-lady - Page 2

yeah i have a uniform kink leave me alone bitch

I didn't expect to actually cry but I am

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

Why can I hear this image

every time i see "why are you buying clothes at the soup store" i have to laugh because there's a mall near my grandparents' house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you'll never guess what they sell

Okay descendents 3 was great and all but like what about Persephone are we just going to pretend she doesn't exist like what happened

Okay descendents 3 was great and all but like what about Persephone are we just going to pretend she doesn't exist like what happened

Lego letter to parents from the 1970s

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

the day I give up the red eyed fanged Lloyd headcanon is the day I die 

I’m hoping that the FSM started off as a good dude, but somewhere down the line,,,,something happened.

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

big pride energy

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

x

hobby: slightly misquoting Vines just enough for people to notice but not quite enough for them to be certain it’s on purpose

Hey Ninjago fandom, Lloyd s u c k s >:3c

Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?

Me:

Does anyone remember when the posts were like “if you’re in your twenties you shouldn’t be on Tumblr” but now that everyone who was making those posts is in their twenties they’ve changed to “if you’re over 30 you shouldn’t be on tumblr”

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

why do younger siblings act like its the end of the world when asked to do one thing 

Question for the Ninjago fandom.

This is from a magazine out in the UK now.

Is this normal ninja behaviour as far as anyone knows? I’m concerned for the ninjas.

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angry anfisa masterpost

Zane: (ends up hitting a wall during a fight) “Oof” as they say in America

Jay: (stopping in said fight)

Jay:

Jay: Who’s America???

for an english project about the great gatsby my friend chose to do a comic and she said she made nick look like a twink but its bold of her to assume nick wasnt already a twink

I will always support girls who figure out that they’re lesbians after thinking they were bisexual and girls who figure out that they’re bisexual after thinking they were lesbians. It can be really hard to determine whether what you are feeling is compulsory heterosexuality or genuine attraction, and we should always show a girl love and support when she tries to figure that out and when she does figure it out.

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

hmmm