Just Saw #fastx And I Have To Say John Cena Was The Best Character.

Daniela Melchior as Isabel Neves in Fast X.

Dante referring to Jakob as "Uncle Muscle"

…I mean he's not wrong 😏

The Fast and the Furious Franchise (2001 - )

Honestly, until further notice, I'm just going to assume that Jakob survived and is now in Portugal somewhere, recovering and biding his time, up until the moment Hobbs arrives on his doorstep.

two spies, sitting in a speed boat, five feet apart cause they're not gay!

Argylle (2024) dir. Matthew Vaughn

DUA LIPA and JOHN CENA in Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

I really gotta do more fics about the walking beefcakes 🤭 There just isn't enough Jakob and Luke stuff out there.

NATHALIE EMMANUEL Fast X (2023) dir. Louis Leterrier

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how damn fine this man looks in a suit?

Jakob having all those chest straps on his tac gear makes me want to pounce on him and just slowly unclip them one at a time, then gradually take everything else off too ngl