Latest Posts by jan-api - Page 5

she knows her so well

Trixie works at Mcdonalds

Rainbow

Can u draw on model MLP characters or is your main style the general one you use for comics and Susan Taxpayer?

oh yeah 100%, all my horsecomix stuff is very deliberately done in the "horsecomix artstyle" i use. my actual style i use for day to day/serious work is much more refined.

I should get pregnant

ok so like

I just opened twitter for like 10 minutes, cause there was something I was looking for, and I generally never ever use that site.

and its like, man, it is just as bad as everyone says it is. its kinda crazy how much better tumblr is, fr.

Pinkie pie loves caffeine!!!

winter wrap up "cave" scene

Maud Pie is looking at Stonehenge. With her own knitted camera.

In Wiltshire, in England.

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

twilight and her minion

so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

whats up with him wearing a shirt with a picture of loafers on it

Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns

I'm vending at Everfree Northwest 2023!!!

That's right, I'm back baby!!! Find me (and @cassettepony and @horseblob) at table #38! Just like last year, in addition to stickers, coasters, and keytags, I'll be selling custom sketches, made to order!

In addition to the usual stuff, I'll be expanding my horizons to non-pony stuff too. So for all of you out there who enjoy my Um Jammer Lammy stuff, or dare I say it, my webcomic which I totally haven't been neglecting, you're in luck!

Also, as an aside...you may wanna keep your eyes peeled around the convention too! As with last year, I did some work with the EFNW design team, so you might just spot some art of mine where you least expect...

Hope to see lots of you all at the con this weekend!

haha yayy yippee :-)

got some lil pinkie stickos printed up! gonna be handing these out at efnw so if you see an ephemeral creature floating in the breeze like mist or someone wearing a badge that says horse wizard say hi

dear evil mario

to evil mario:

deal evil mario

I love you

Women please survive

the only coherent explanation as to why the ponies sometimes seem embarrassed about being nude despite the fact that they only ocationally wear clothing, is that they had eaten the forbidden fruit, and thus are able to understand sin

I would have simply out-competed the industrialization of the farming industry, rip the farmers who had to migrate to the cities but I'm built different.

-applejack

look at this new fucking applejack mini figure

I know the term “[character] did nothing wrong” gets thrown around a lot but I cannot overstate how true that is for Trixie’s original appearance. She was literally just a street magician.

AJ and Rainbow Dash, rivals 'til the bitter end.

so what you're telling me is that twilight is one legal technicality away from being ok with it?

twilight sparkle (boring) explaining to rainbow dash (good) that killing whoever inconveniences you is morally incorrect.

y'all leaving out the best part

she gets so fucked up by that nest, that she goes into a coma for a couple days, and shes like, actually just about to die.

she fucked around and found out.

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

being normal about twilight sparkle: the animation

first snow 2020