Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

'Boeing’s aircraft is considered the most prominent private aircraft in the world, used by governments and dignitaries.'

Going after Boeing (which they should) would probably be considered political suicide, because of how hard untangling the US government from Boeing would be.

First sentence borrowed from https://monarchairgroup.com/private-jet-manufacturers/

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Humans Are Weird: Bungee Jumping

I've talked a lot about adrenaline junkies but is there anything we won't do to get that thrill? The aliens are wondering the same thing...

Alien *shaking head*: so you jump out of aircrafts with thin fabrics...and now you are telling me you find great heights to leap from?

Human: yeah. we just use an elastic cord to yank us back up before we get hurt.

Alien *slow blinks*: so falling to your death is not enough? you must get...closer.

Human: yeah. there's something about watching the ground just come up at you and you can get way closer when bungee jumping.

Alien: ...because getting closer to death is...good?

Human *grins*: we love to cheat death.

Alien *slowly backing away*: I fear what that means for your kind.

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

That's so cool

FISH DELOUSING LASER????

I love this so much.

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

I feel this

I want to always be like the guy who joined in on the joke. how delightful all around.