Hello may I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra reacting to their s/o being so out in it in mornings. Like they pour coffee in a cereal bowl and they go “give me a minute, something’s not right.”
More under cut!
He watches with stern eyes as you fumble through cabinets and every conceivable container
And then pour cereal into a glass
Then try to drink it
While he’s seen things that were odder, this was certainly up there
“My heart? What are you doing?”
“I’m not really sure.”
“Here, let me help.”
Does some light supervising but doesn’t reprimand you
Will massage your shoulders gently and cuddle up to you as you fiddle with the stove
If you’re still sleepy in the morning, five minutes of being around him will wake you right up
Will explode if you waste any food, even by accident
Gets so pissed he ends up doing your morning routine for you
“What the FUCK?! Are you shitting my dick right now??”
“Huh?”
“Just give me the fucking bread.”
Only feels bad about it if it makes you sad. Otherwise it’s free game
Genuinely doesn’t understand what the problem is and honestly thinks you’re doing it on purpose
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Liable to do the same things because he’s a night owl
You two are swaddled in blankets trying to get the coffee maker to work (it’s unplugged)
Have we tried turning it off and on again ?
“Yeah!”
“Well I’m out of ideas then.”
Cutest sleepiest duo
Probably falls asleep on you while waiting for his food to heat up in the microwave
Probably the reason you’re up so early in the first place
Cradles his espresso while he watches you crack eggs into the trash can and put the shells in a bowl
“My love?”
“Hm? Why are you making that face?”
“Because you poured the coffee straight onto the counter, my darling.”
Finds it endearing until you make a mess
You get scolded but he’ll help you clean up (and be showered with kisses you won’t remember because you’re too tired)
Used to getting up early, so he’s freaked out until he realizes you’re just groggy
Frets over you like a little mother hen when you handle utensils
“Are you sure you should be using that?”
“Well how am I going to cut this bagel?”
“Well, probably not with that spoon.”
Will absolutely start making breakfast for you if he feels your sleepiness is getting in the day
Offers to wake you up by putting his cold hands on your neck
Isn’t a morning person either
Probably contributes to your morning grogginess by hanging onto you and hindering any progress (or lack thereof)
“You’ve just brewed the coffee with milk.”
“Oh. Wait, what?”
“Mh, nevermind.”
Physically cannot help you with any morning skin routine because he’s trying to differentiate between his shampoo and conditioner
He puts the conditioner on first.
Usually wakes up in the early afternoon/late morning so he misses your morning mishaps
It’s a wonder the house hasn’t burnt to the ground
“G’morning ‘m’more
“Form, it’s two in the evening
“Why do you look like you just got up?”
(It’s because you also sleep in)
Any noises you make prior to waking him up are probably not heard because he snores so loud
im obsessed with this actually
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BOO! The scariest thing of them all… Homosexuals…
Anyways! Spooky Halloween themed La Squadra Icons (Which are a redraw of some I did last October)
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This snake morph guide is just meant to explain some basics of morphs. I would caution anyone in buying a pet that takes a high level of care just because it's pretty, and frankly any breeder that continues to breed morphs with physiological and neurological defects should be put out of business. I did my best as I find this interesting and believe there's a lot of misinformation out there due to people trying to literally sell things to their audience.
I included some links if you would like additional reading. They range from a study on captive care management, studies I could find relevant to the severe issue morphs, and some general on snake color and scales.
I believe he is inhumanly tall
Melone can lick his own elbow. The rest of La Squadra are terrified. He does it as a power move. (congrats on 1k followers!!!)
LMAO thank you Dreamer <3
What a way to celebrate...
hi okay so melone and illuso totally do each others hair and gossip about the rest of the squad pass it on
what are some of your LGBTQ headcanons for some of the CC characters?
My LGBTQ headcanons for CC characters? Sure, I’ve got some! I’ll also list some characters' canon facts since I support them, but let’s see what non-canon ones I can come up with!
And disclaimer! These are my current LGBTQ headcanons; there is a chance that they could change as my story progresses!
Heterosexual/Ally:
Samuel King
Eduardo Ramirez
Frank Knight
Elizabeth Ripley
Angela Douglas
Elliot Clayton
Arthur Wright
Issac Bontemps
Diane Parker
Gloria Hayes
Gabriel Herrera
Penelope Sage
Priya Desai
Felix Reed
Gay:
Nathan Pandit
Amir Devani
Orlando Ordelaffi
Ben Shepard
Lesbians:
Hannah Choi
Carmen Martinez
Michelle Zuria
Evie Holloway
Rose Zhao (She and her husband married for none-romantic reasons)
Bisexuals:
David Jones (Has a preference for women ((and hasn’t realized his attraction to men yet…))
Grace Delaney (She tried to get Jones to realize his sexuality in high school but couldn't get him to understand…)
Alex Turner
Andrea Marquez
Yann Toussaint
Jack Archer (With a preference for women, but unlike Jones, he recognizes his feelings toward men)
Lars Douglas (He likes to call himself and Jack bi-bros and bi-buddies)
Marina Romanova
Jonah Karam
Cathy Turner
Nebet
Jacob Arrow
Hugo Mercier
Pansexuals:
Amy Young
Roxie Sparks
Maddie O’Malley
Charlie Dupont
Deigo del Lobo
Martine Meunier
Janis Rivers
Jean-Philippe Delacroix
Gauthier Delacroix
Enzo Traoré
Léa Bonnet
Polyamory:
Zara Tien
Theo Moon
Kai Malano
Nadia Den Yamin
Demisexual:
Russell Crane
Ingrid Bjorn
Rupert Winchester
AroAce:
Dick Wells (This man called science his mistress once, and I have headcanoned him as AroAce ever since!)
Hope Newman
Acesexual:
Armand Dupont
Viola Pemberton
Questioning:
Rita Estevez: Thought she was straight but started having feelings towards a certain woman…
Luke Fernandez: He thought he was straight, but after everything with Fabien de la Mort, he started questioning
Carrie James: Unsure of her sexuality
Émile Bardot: Unsure of her sexuality
Olivia Hall: Lesbian
James Savage: Demisexual
Edward Dante: Pansexual
Karen Knight: Bisexual
Nigel Adakue: Gay
Asal Hawaa: Bisexual
Katherine Woolf: Lesbian
Jasper Everett: Gay
Mia Loukas: Bisexual
Arthur Darkwood: Gay
Geroge Mathison: Gay
Cody James: Pansexual
Nathan Pandit: Transgender (female to male)
Alex Turner: Demiboy
Hannah Choi: Demigirl
Jean-Philippe Delacroix: Genderqueer
(I don’t have many gender-based headcanons yet…)
That’s everything I could come up with! And like always, I am open to hearing about your opinions, headcanons and suggestions on this topic!
Ant: strength, industry, community, power
Bees: messages, communication, community, family, teamwork, luck, love, hidden wisdoms
Butterflies: beauty, grace, transformation, change, growth, death and spirit work
Caterpillar: transformation, transition, change, youth, preparation, new paths and possibilities
Cricket: luck, blessings, abundance, happiness, joy, song and meditation
Dragonfly: truth, change, wisdom, learning, water and air elements, energy, speed, acceleration
Earthworms: growth, fertility, life and the underworld
Fireflies: guidance, illuminating problems, love, passion, inner self, self discovery, freedom, ancestors and spirits, often associated with the moon, fire element
Fly: travel, flight
Grasshopper: freedom, air element
Ladybug: good luck, blessing, dreams, happiness, wishes
Moth: the truth, wonder, happiness, joy, passion, sometimes associated with the moon and nighttime, light, fire element
Praying Mantis: directions, finding your way, new beginnings and paths, stillness, peace, fullfilment, spiritual perception, paitence
Scarabs: reincarnation, rebirth, creation, eternal life and immortality, creativity, astral travel
Scorpian: speed, reflexes, survival, intuition, battle and competition, aggression, protection, peercetion, offesnive magic
Snail: luck, divination, birth, meditation, peace, protection
Spiders: creativity, dream work especially nightmare prevention, mysticism, life, creation, good fortune, fate, destiny
Wasp: warning, strength, independence, adaptablity, offensive magic, curses
Woolly Bears: weather magic and weather divination