Latest Posts by jaybirdbluebottle - Page 8

Bro is tired

job search

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between someone not responding to me because they’re busy, and being shot in the chest 27 times in a row

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messy comic i made of the Hater Siblings last year while i was playing through justice for all

i was going through growing pains stylistically at the time so i would probably do a lot of it differently now, but i thought people would like it

Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

Harrison Wood Hsiang

I've got a lot of interest in zombie apocalypse stories and how they handle depictions of grief and mourning, PLEASE EAT ME WHEN I DIE is my mini pitch idea about two sisters in a dead world.

my intellectual tma comic

Tona

Dance🕺🕺

random circe sketch

Ever since I saw this line early in my first playthrough, the question of “why” has been in the back of my mind.

I have many thoughts about him, but it is hard to explain this well in short words…

Chaos Simon deserves the whale case

just two de doodles and my another attempt to figure out how to use this oily brush

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

“Disco baby, straight disco. Your soul is immense.”

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

hot drinks with loved ones ☕️💖

thank you da vinkis

a little while ago i was hanging out with some friends watching severance and at the same time i was browsing ao3 to look for specifically crossover severance fanfiction bc we wanted to see if any brave souls had mapped the innie/outie dynamics onto the miraculous ladybug love square, or vice versa. as of the time of looking they hadn't. conceptual favorites of what i saw there was anya mouthwashing x helly r. yuri and a fic where the cast of the owl house founds ricken's book. but this post is about any of that that this post is the about the fact that while we were doing this i said 'you know who could do a really great severed love square. narumitsu' and in the weeks since i have become increasingly delighted thinking about a world where miles edgeworth gets to essentially kill himself by stepping into an elevator every day.

reasons to brush your teeth

delicious minty treat just for you

feels weird and fun

yum yummy mint flavor

brains when they see a routine 🧠🎉

powerful mouth

more franema sillies

miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.