Butter The Lizard Is Big Sad

me after writing this:

lesbians!

Diamond eyes ♢

13608 Remington Street, Los Angeles.

and i oop—

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

What the tooth fairy really looks like

This is why you dont always get money, it cant always carry it

*sidles my tittles like maracas*

*playing my boobs and belly like a bongo*

bandaid bussy

ask me about a worm’s clit

me

why open the bible when you can open your legs

frog

is this a meme?

mood

some of drakes songs make me want to get a boyfriend and cuddle and others want me to become a stripper, go to a crappy motel, and get high on crack in sexy lingerie