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every so often im struck by the memory of one of my college professors getting very angry with our class (art history of pompeii 250) because when she excitedly detailed the ingenious roman invention of heated floors in bathhouses via hearths in small crawlspaces, we asked who was tending the fires. she said "oh, slaves i suppose. but that isnt the point". and we said that it actually very much was the point. she had just told us that in roman society there were dozens of people, maybe hundreds, who spent every day of their enslaved lives crawling in cramped, hot, smoky tunnels to light fires to warm pools of water (which they were not allowed to swim in). how could that not be the point?

she wanted us to focus on the art, on the innovation of heated plumbing, on the tiles and decorations of the bathhouses, and all we wanted to do was learn more about the people under the floors. and she didn't know anything more about that. in fact, she said she thought we were focusing too much on superfluous details.

it feels almost hokey to put too fine a point on the idea im getting at here but i will anyway: There are a lot of people who are still under the floors. all these beautiful, convenient, brilliant innovations of modern society (think fast fashion, chatgpt, uber, doordash) are still powered by people working in inhumane, untenable conditions.

the people who run these systems want you to focus on the good - who doesnt love warm water? - but if anything is going to improve or change in our lifetimes, you need to examine these things with an attentive, critical, and empathetic eye. and for fucks sake stop ordering from amazon

Finally it is complete! Crystal woods!~

Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

- Bill.

happy pride month i guess 😒

imagine being a centuries old ancient creature of destruction and this little gremlin rolls up to rock your shit

like I seriously don’t even think I’d call me back after being destroyed by this five foot child

you know that scene in lilo & stitch when stitch is waiting for family? well it reminded me an awful lot of jason :(

Sometimes things just happen perfectly.

Shout out to that one pirate who definitely mooned Zuko while stealing his boat. Absolute legend.

Wanda, Loki, and Peter on who should be blamed for making the multiverse:

Doctor of War & Sorrow

I feel like I need to say this, as I’ve seen some concerning fandom purity bullshit crossing my dash.

This blog is unapologetically pro AO3.

I support them and all they do, may they continue to do it for decades to come.

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

Season 1 Jenkins: I find you all utterly boring

Season 2 Jenkins: Cassandra, Ezekiel, and Eve are alright

Season 3 Jenkins: I will literally die for you all

Season 4 Jenkins: *Literally dies for them all*

On December 10, 2020, Brandon Bernard is scheduled to be executed by the federal government for a crime he committed when he was 18 years old. He has spent 21 years on death row. Five out of the nine surviving jurors that found him guilty and one of his prosecutors no longer agree with his sentence. Please spread his story on social media, email President Trump, and call the Justice Department to ask them to commute his sentence to life without parole. Brandon Bernard’s crime is incompatible with his punishment and we cannot allow the federal government to follow through with this.

Please click the source link to be taken to his website, which details his life in prison and ways you can advocate for him. In the replies are a page with specific actions we can take to help his case and an Instagram post to share.

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

day late but i don’t care

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

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Pretty sure it's Fleve

Did we get a canon ship name for Eve/Flynn?

Side note I didn’t know there was a fandom for The Librarians??? Bitch count me in

based on that one victorious scene

Flynn, smacking two slices of bread onto both sides of Ezekiel’s head: What are you

Ezekiel: A snack

Flynn: No

“I don’t get why you even like-”

Accepting commissions

I need money to pay my insurance.

Kofi- https://ko-fi.com/kimt218

note, for kofi I can't do commissions but, the 3 dollars, I'll draw anything. Just send a private message

Paypal: paypal.me/kimt218

Headshot uncolored: 5$

Half body uncolored: 15$

Full body uncolored: 25$

I will also write you a fic for 15$ on pay pal. Just specify what you want in a private message on here or on pay pal.

For examples of my art, my art Instagram is @oof.myart

Eve: How do you guys answer the phone?

Cassandra: What up?

Ezekiel: Who dis be?

Jacob: No, she’s dead, this is her son.

Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

Sometimes a family is a mom, a dad, a little brother, a red-headed mathemagician, a cowboy, and a knight of the round table

The mom

The dad

The little brother

The mathemagician

The cowboy

The knight of the round table

I wish Operation: POOL showed negative Chad, 362, and 60. ARE THEY TOTAL LOSERS OR WHAT? I WANNA KNOW. If Rachel (or Lehcar lol) wasn’t even Supreme Leader of the DNK, what was she even doing?

I can’t find headcanons