Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day
YA female protagonist: Never! This *points to some Chad* seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate
Me:
wait for it
Day 1 of quarantine.
Update: I’m already going insane.
One of my favorite Harry Potter headcannons, from a fan fiction I read...
Was that Mrs Norris is an animagus who used to teach at Hogwarts and broke a bunch of laws so is now in her cat form to hide.
Argus Filch x Mrs Norris?
Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying
Love this!
Some Gryffindor girls 💕💕
harry potter and his cool children
Sirius: When you’ve been around as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
James: Navy blue is not your colour.
Sirius: Navy blue brings out my eyes, you PRICK!
The original Gryffindor quidditch team was everything tbh.
snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly as it should do, ten points from gryffindor for cheating
snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight
snape: mister malfoy, you only burned your eyebrows off this time, twenty points to slytherin
snape: mister potter...what is that in your cauldron?
harry: barbecue sauce
snape: why?
harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so might as well have chicken nuggets
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