Harry: I Don't Know If I Can Kill Voldemort

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Who can relate?

Things I actually did today: cleaned my room, did the washing, started a 1000 piece puzzle, slept, practised guitar, socialised and left the house.

Things I did not do: start my assessments due very soon.

Piper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, thou shalt see that it is barren!

I just wanna go back to being a child again.

When you don’t care what people think of you and you can lick the bowl of chocolate batter and can have a lava lamp and not be judged for any of it. I really want to get a lava lamp again.

don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them

Have a baby Harry and his godfather the way they should have been.

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.