Jazz-inserttrumpetsolo - I Wish I Was Sleeping

sirius: oh fiddlesticks!!

remus: look, i get this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language

Lou Sanders is the living embodiment of Dora Tonks.

Enough said.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- Family Dinner Headcannons

Ridiculously fancy for no reason

Leggit they are just impressing themselves

Regulus quietly asking for the bread ten times but no one hears him

Sirius finally hearing him and throwing a roll at his head

Walburga loses her mind

Sirius tripping Bellatrix as she walks in with a plate of food

Sirius always saves a seat for Andromeda. But he needs to be dramatic about it. He folds a piece of parchment and writes reserved for Andromeda Black in his best cursive before placing it on her chair

Narcissa checking her reflection in the spoons and glasses

Sirius nonchalantly moaning while eating: “Ohhh yesss..yes that is sooo good..ohhh”

The infamous Walburga Black SQUINT (thanks @the-theatre-baby)

Reggie smirking to himself and trying not to laugh

Narcissa and Regulus playing footsies under the table

Andromeda and Sirius kicking each other under the table

Andromeda slamming her heel into Sirius’ foot when he’s acting out

Sirius tucking his napkin into his shirt to use it as a bib

Walburga GLARING at him

Sirius smiling and giving her a little wave

“We need napkins. Or towels-” Sirius: They’re all in Bellatrix’s room

Narcissa trying not to fall asleep

Bellatrix being very aggressive while cutting her meat

Alphard drinking a whole bottle of wine

Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.

???? :)

✿ › the marauders ‹ ✿

james- making promises, adventures, curiosity, humble, infectious laugh, down to earth, the smell of grass, singing off key, sunsets, paint on clothing, and bravery.

sirius- loud music, summer nights, rosy cheeks, storytelling, clumsiness, persistence, vinyl records, tickle fights, leather jackets, animated hand gestures, dancing in the rain, and loyalty.

remus- wandering through forests, the smell of vanilla, poetry, forgiving, long hugs, freshly baked cookies, soft smiles, sarcasm, leather bound books, typewriters, and courage.

peter- traitorous,

Hi!

Hinnh fic recs pls? I feel I've read em all. Maybe some post-war angst?

Thanks :)

Hinny Fic Recs

My Favorites

I've Never Not Wanted You by whizzfizz (ao3 oneshot)

"ginny, i always want to sleep with you" by harpyloon (ao3 oneshot)

No Strings Attached by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Through Her Eyes by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Hinny Forbidden by hinnylove1216 (wattpad on hold)

One Last Kiss by s0me0ne15 (wattpad on hold) READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE READING

Protection by princesspotter (siye incomplete??)

One Look by princesspotter (siye complete)

Ten Reasons Why by noharmione (wattpad finished)

A Billionaire's Love by hinnyforever88 (wattpad incomplete)

Slytherin Angel by HarryInMultiUniverses (ffn.net incomplete)

The Prodigal Daughter by iluvfanfics1 (ffn.net incomplete)

It's In Her Kiss by LovesReading2 (ff.net incomplete)

The Commoner Queen by pilargirl (ff.net complete)

Favourite Clothes by bluebudgie (ff.net oneshot)

Hair Tie by percabeth824 (ff.net oneshot)

Clearly, I like AU. That's it for now, but I'll definitely reblog if I read something really good or if I think of something I haven't put down. I've checked the links, but please tell me if you are having trouble with any of them.

The teachers in their different school “house groups”:

The students:

Somebody said muggle youtuber AU and I just had to

soooo I did a thing.