Jbmascis - E D D I E T H E H E A D E R

CONGRATULATIONS TO CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER, WINNER OF THE 2023 TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille

Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.

Help, clown weezer

Venom: let me do the talking this time Eddie, I’ll order for us

Eddie: no

Venom:

you either die a hero

or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

monochrome bastard

him

me when i meet the person who created webp files