Jbmascis - E D D I E T H E H E A D E R

if ***I*** ran into a shark, i wouldn’t automatically assume we were bros

rip to professor membrane but im different

If anyones interested in learning about the first black vampire short story, published in 1819, heres a link to the wiki, its called The Black Vampyre, and its about a former slave turned vampire who seeks revenge on his slave master. Its actually a first in many categories!

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

In 5 years time we're gonna have people asking for live streaming on tumblr just like how there's always people asking for group chats now

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right