Stumbles Out Of The Music Covered In Blood

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

yall ever think about how Michael Myers doesn’t know how a gun works despite being at the business end of one like a million times

a lot of hitchhiking horror stories have the creepy driver but i wish there were more creepy hitchhiker stories. like obviously there's ghost hitchhikers and such but i'm talking about just some guy you pick up who's so thoroughly weird and unsettling to be in a moving vehicle with.

fun fact: if you remove the music in the fma brotherhood season 3 intro, it’ll start looking like a slideshow presentation where somebody decided to go way overboard with all the transitional effects

The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅

me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER

Someone asked for more Harry Warden and I was like of course

its goofy from mcdonalds