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Got thrown into maintenance midgame so quick silly stuff

Naaah he's such a dad

Im probably gonna ignore him being playable at least for some time, rn im dying over him being Walter's dad not one of his energy sources

i got through exactly one part of first chapter and immediatwly went to draw this (my gacha addiction hit me into downloading and i guess my love to silly dynamics will make me stay, i don't even know if i need sci-fi yaoi more than SID trio as Aito and his two dads)

i wanted to make it rendered art but i got tired and bored and wanted to leave it for later but then realised if i don't finish it now i will never finish it but also if i don't finish it asap i will also not finish it and i made it 90% colored sketch

want to call them SID family tho (when it's these two and their sweet cute child)

anyway if these two don't adopt Aito i hope they don't minf if i do

Okay, listen out

Imagine if one of Dark Cacao – Dark Choco battle dialogues was "remember, son, dying is gay – yes, father"

(double points if they die in that battle)

i had seen that "if anything happens to me - shut up dad nothing can happen to you" on tumblr but i got another one that goes somewhat "fight alongside me - i wont fail you" and i wanted to record that (no way i can screenshot fast enough) BUT I JUST KEEP GETTING FIRST ONE THIRD TIME IN A ROW

HEYYYYY GIVE ME BACK SECOND BATTLE DIALOGUE HEEEEEEEY

Hey do you think pure vanilla/dark cacao and affogato/dark cacao nations would agree if someone proposed doing it together??? Not gonna but i still wonder

I don't know when im gonna find time to finish it so i present you my unfinished self proclaimed peachcao masterpiece with a lot of silly effects because i had to finish watching video but i had no desire to figure out best light direction and therefore no desire to work on shading and so i spent the rest of the video putting fog petals boke flowers and also sparkles but unfortunately they were on the same layer as the rest of effects when i changed colors so they stopped sparkling :(

I was thinking of drawing it but decided to comic it

Dark Choco has run out of explanations for his dad's close relationships with femboys

Okay LISTEN

Imagine bitter peaches but back in pre-DE times Dark Cacao had something going on with Pure Vanilla and then when it's pre-main plot of dck that manipulative bitch Affogato got him in relationship

And like, when it's Vanilla it's so obviously "oh, they're best friends" and when it's Affogato it's "oh, he's obviously manipulated into this"

But then Cacao gets that thousands years old femboy with no obvious subplots or no-homo explanations and Dark-"oh they're friends"-"oh he's manipulated"-Choco just goes "wait my dad is actually gay???"

. . .

Peach Blossom is many thousand years old cookie so NOBODY tells me he doesn't use "jade shaft" or whatever shit like it very and very unironically

Guys guys i learnt how to do something cool

Why is it that shadowflour i wrote was kinda hurtcomforty thingy but now when im thinking of writing bitter peaches it's some straight up (not really straight though, we are talking about old men yaoi) nsfw—

listen out please---

okay but they look so silly to me sometimes god i love old men yaoi

they didn't interact for the rest of the chapter, guess i'm gonna keep going on one intercation let's go

okay but what if bitter peaches when it's not name+name????? (oh boy if i don't change my mind after the whole chapter i'm soo becoming bitter peaches ceo)

okay uh anybody has any thoughts on peach blossom ck/DC ck asking for a friend(until i finish chapter and have my final opinion) ???? also what do you think they should be called im--ean my friend thinks peachcao/peachao/possibly peacao(..?) peachcao sounds nice but looks a bit strange :( and it's the opposit for peachao (although now after a few minutes it sounds a bit nicer)

Just finished watching ghosts and oh god my cap/havers oh god

Them looking longingly at each other, them gently whispering, them calling each other by names

I'm so not normal my heart wants to make some flips im not sure how to breathe and i cant stop thinking about them

I've only had cap/havers for a day and a half but if anybody tries to take them from me good luck im taking my tragic wartime gays with me to the afterlife like they're havers' swagger stick in cap's hands

I just can't it's insane

I was expecting only silly comedy from ghosts and yet i also got some very inspiring takes and one of my most favourite pairs if not the one

I don't remember any fictional romance ever making me shiver and feel so strange at heart and be unable to think of anything in the world

I don't even want to finish this post i want to keep talking of my love for these men and their feelings but i just can't put anything else into words

I love them so so much

I've only had cap/havers for a —day— hour and a half but im already sooo not normal about them

I want to turn into warm puddle with heart going brrrrrrrrr out of my sheer love for cap/havers

Nobody takes my cap/havers away

I want to get someone from my close circle to watch ghosts just so i have someone close to be insane about cap/havers to

Im gonna claw into my tragic wartime gays like a plushie and the will not be taken away from me even from my cold dead hands

Sorry i disappeared i got ambushed by a ton of ideas none of which i can finish and so im just going brrrrr with no actual results yet

I will return here i promise

Eldad Faerie au is alive i just don't really have time for it yet im sorry

I should probably at least finish sketches about purelily's wedding, i have started those

I think mystic flour is avoiding me

I mean. Look at this draw, 4 cookie and one of them is a dragon

let's have a one art break from crk to crob

all of a sudden i remembered i had this unfinished almondccino (what i thought back then ->) masterpiece all the way from august and since i got to cookie run once again i decided that hey why don't i finish it

it turned out to be worse than i remembered

anyway most there is is from august, i just finished shading a few colors, completely reshaded white because it looked attrocious and replaced old text with mostly the same but now i write more coherently than earlier

i love them so much i doint know im already packed with ideas but now i think of drawing them again I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH PLEASE

And like i really doubt adding some tags sometimes

i feel so small and unwanted unless its for some content that got oroole here

like i erite something like this snd it will just lay out here untouched and probably jobody would ever stumble upon it het i write it anyway

and im skmetimes afraid i may bait someone with tsgs ehen its never my jntention

i dont know is this imposter syndrome or am i just insecure and pajnt myself less than i.am

why am i feeling like i deceived people out here becsuse i tried drawing with something like perspective and s bit expeeimented with shading bit people prsise it in reblogs like they ghink i raw cool but i actually little idea what i was doing like they think i drsw cool while im not or at leasto not in that capacity

Is that imposter symdrom kicking in or something

suddenly remembered having unfinished almondcino art

possibly gonna finish and slip it inbetween my crk spree i love my old men yaoi

Saint Vanilla Cookie from @cuppajj 's Beast Ancients AU

This man is genuinely terrifying when you know how sketchy (is pun intented? no idea) he is, when you are outside spectator. And I'm all in for it. This AU is just wonderful, neo-beasts nothing less than perfect.

a few versions i accidentally got and thought they look cool

Frigid Cacao Cookie from @cuppajj 's very cool Beast Ancients AU. This man looks MAJESTIC no way I could just pass by

oh god just when was the last time i made actual art, not a sketch, this man is inspiration of a century i swear

HOW DO I GET RID OF AI GENERATED OCMOC SHIT ON MY TUMBLR MAIN PAGE

IM TIRED OF BLOCKING THOSE ACCS MANUALLY

hey another controversial take of mine

gonna be honest - i find it so annoying when i see posts that are like "neurodivergents when they listen to music and imagine scenes with characters" or "neurodivergents be like 'oh i have no motivation for important stuff' *proceeds to do anything else for half a day*"

like... that has nothing to do with neurodivergency though??? the first example is called imagination and the second example is called procrastination, both belonging to neurotypicals and neurodivergents all the same

what is this trend of attributing things everyone do to neurodivergency..? you do that not because your brain works different but because you're human just like everybody else. everybody do that, just because you don't know what is going on inside their heads doesn't mean they don't do it.

neurotypicals can procrastinate. they can waste half a day on their hobbies instead of work project or school homework.

neurotypicals have imagination. they too can imagine scenes/animatics with some characters while listening to music if they think of how well it suits those.

if you don't know that neurotypicals do something you do, that doesn't mean it neurodivergent thing. that just means you do it and neurotypicals possibly do it or don't

don't just make it neurodivergence attribute. it is very possible that someone whose brain works differently than yours also does this thing. you just don't get the do.

Simpler version of beasts-ancients relationships

Wait do the beasts still want their souljams back? Since I see that PV and White Lily are in the au-

I was just wondering if the beasts have tension between the ancients but this also brings up the question of if the other ancients visit as well

mostly text post (that took quite some time)

so, where do i start... beasts-ancients relationships under the cut (there's a lot)

Beasts don't try to get soul jams anymore. They know, that once they get their hands on at least one, they would get grounded once again faster than they can say "world domination" - even though they don't know if Witches are the same they used to be or not, they know cookies would still be able to bury them alive at that tree, so isn't worth it.

But not that they even want to try that again. They've already lost once, what is there to repeat? They are kinda content with what they have now. And I find two of them a special case, actually.

Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt. After everything I came up with, I've found something special about them, something that especially noticeable in "what if eldad faerie died" reactions - Eternal Sugar wants them to be happy, Silent Salt tries to be there for them. They get closer to what their ideals were once. Maybe they're not Happiness and Solidarity per se, but sometimes they just feel like that. Of course, they're not gonna take respective soul jams to become whole again, neither do they have some special synergies with their Ancients, it's just a detail I really like.

Anyway, to relationships we go.

Mystic Flour:

- Dark Cacao: Dark Cacao HATES her for what had transpired during her chapter and - hey, can you really blame him for his feelings?? He just never wants to see her ever again (he'll have to on purelily's wedding, poor soul), he does not know what he will do if he sees her for too long. — She doesn't give a fuck about it or him.

- Pure Vanilla: she doesn't interact with him all too much, however he is terrified by what he heard from Dark Cacao. So he maybe wishes he won't stumble upon her. — She, once again, doesn't give a fuck.

- Hollyberry: she would like to call Mystic Flour out on feeling something because no way she believes Mystic Flour really apathethic to everything. — That's annoying to Mystic Flour, otherwise she also doesn't give a fuck

- Golden Cheese: they forbid her from starting fights because the first thing she did when found out about her doings from Dark Cacao, she started looking for her to at least punch her. She was held back physically, which did not stop her from shouting insults. — Mystic Flour was watching it with her annoyed face, mostly irritated by noise also not fully understanding why Golden Cheese reacts almost harsher than Dark Cacao when it wasn't even her kingdom, why would she feel something that strong when it didn't include her. If Golden Cheese is surprisingly in Faerie Kingdom, she locks herself up so she would not have to listen to her screams for another half an hour.

- White Lily: she really doesn't believe Mystic Flour is okay in any way though. Of course every Beast has their "oof lmao", but everyone is maybe slowly but surely come to senses and Mystic Flour... White Lily knows she must give a fuck about at least something, even if she is "Apathy". So she is mostly worried about her and her attitude. Also hearing about her deeds made White Lily once again think of her doings as Dark Enchantress, so she became quite quiet for a while (and Silent Salt was another quiet one, but tried to be a comforting presence). — Mystic Flour... She doesn't give a fuck to even try to not to give a fuck. Like, with others is mostly "ignore them", but with Lily she doesn't even acknowledge ignoring her

Shadow Milk:

- Pure Vanilla: after all the troubles, he really didn't want to believe a word of his and maybe possibly evade him. But being there with White Lily, he kinda got to know new Shadow Milk - mischievous and still very emotional, but otherwise mostly harmless. Sometimes he wonders if this is some grand deceit of his but then this silly boy hides behind him because he just annoyed Mystic Flour to point of giving a fuck and, well, it doesn't seem that likely. He is not fully comfortable with being around him - at first he wasn't comfortable with Shadow Milk at general, but after he got used to him it was because he didn't really want to be his hiding wall or involuntary coparticipant of his jokes and stuff. — And we all know what Shadow Milk feels about him. For him, Pure Vanilla is absolute bestie, he never let's this poor innocent guy go, for him he's that rat/mouse he picked up and said "youre my bestie now"

- Hollyberry: she kinda likes his energetic and funloving attitude. She gets that he shouldn't be trusted, but hanging around him is never boring for her. She trusts her friends that if Shadow Milk would start deceiving her, they would notice and get her back, so she's kinda chill about him. — He also finds her quite interesting, especially her stories. Especially dragon ones. And maybe she kinda internally compares him and Pitaya because under overall opinions, they're good companions.

- Dark Cacao: he can tolerate him, which already is times better than with Mystic Flour. Not very much aside from this though - Shadow Milk being cookie of Deceit is already a massive con for him, and his personality overall is kinda annoying for Dark Cacao. He can stay in the same room as him, but he's gonna grumble or leave it if Shadow Milk tries to communicate with him with no actual reason or pull some shenanigans of his. — As for Shadow Milk, Dark Cacao kinda reminds him of Silent Salt and a little of Mystic Flour, so bro can't stop himself from annoying this guy. Overall he's fine, but nothing really special standing out.

- Golden Cheese: she's wary of him, she's all like "I'm not letting you mess with my head". She's all ready for hitting him should the need come. Shadow Milk actually finds kinda amusing the fact that she was deceiving herself about her kingdom's fate. — He would like to mess with her about it or at least stir some talk that way but she never lets him.

- White Lily: she was a bit tense about him in the beginning, but slowly started to find his personality kinda amusing. His shenanigans were making her smile when she was sure of nothing, when her thoughts were trying to get her. She could see his obvious attachment to Elder Faerie what raised her trust towards him even more. — Shadow Milk, considering her closeness to Elder Faerie, kinda treats her like some kind of sister. Out of the Beasts, he knows how haunted she is by her past the most. If he was to cheer her up, she would think of it as a lie, so he mostly distracts her from thinking or gets Pure Vanilla's attention to her

Eternal Sugar:

- Hollyberry: drinking buddies. Okay, let's elaborate, she wasn't really trusting her at the beginning, but Eternal Sugar let her understand, that she has no harm in mind as of now. One time White Lily mentioned that Eternal Sugar makes really good wine and then Hollyberry accepted next drinking together suggestion. She slowly started warming up to her and really enjoys their drinking sessions. — Eternal Sugar actually first suggested drinking together right after her defeat. She basically said like, hey would you like to drink with me? i want to cheer over your victory. And of course Hollyberry was surprised aaand of course she was suspicious. But Eternal Sugar didn't stop after that rejection – after all, she knows that Hollyberry likes drinking, so that means they both like drinking the most out there so why not take her in drinking buddies and possibly just buddies down the line, with the way they giggle after first half of drinking session.

- Pure Vanilla: he likes to see how happy White Lily is to chat with her. He gets that Eternal Sugar is, like, mostly harmless when she has no motivation to commit atrocities, so he's actually very fine with interacting with her. He finds it pleasant to talk with her when they're together. — Eternal Sugar finds him cute in terms of personality. Also sis is main purelily supporter in this household, she finds him very good for White Lily.

- Dark Cacao: she doesn't really worry him. He isn't enthusiastic to communicate with her but if she tries to sometimes he entertains it. She's the most chill out of them and Dark Cacao gets it – like, he's not gonna trust Beasts, at least anytime soon, but he's kinda okay with her. — Eternal Sugar can't help herself but think of Silent Salt whenever she sees Dark Cacao, she actually suspects that just like Silent Salt, Dark Cacao also is a "softie"© inside, that's her main theory.

- Golden Cheese: the only Beast she is okay with. Golden Cheese actually finds her wings kinda cool, and maybe she sometimes pouts because Eternal Sugar doesn't agree to flying race. — Eternal Sugar is not a fan of races or such but she totally can't drop the topic of wing care. She had been asking Golden Cheese if she was doing anything with her wings and gave some of her wing care tips in return (and Golden Cheese had actually tried out a few)

- White Lily: she was invited on girls night by Eternal Sugar after a few visits to Beast-Yeast. She didn't really know what to expect, but it turned out just a girls night with her, Eternal Sugar and Mystic Flour. Like, of course, Mystic Flour was in her "i don't give a fuck", but White Lily and Eternal Sugar actually had quite some fun, spending the night by meaningless gossips and different hairstyles (they even made one for Mystic Flour). — Eternal Sugar just adores White Lily. Like, she was kinda intrigued when she met her for the first time, but the she started gradually realising that she wants to befriend her and so she did. Her bestie is Burning Spice, but White Lily is very close second, she's not even second, she's first and a half.

Burning Spice:

- Golden Cheese: Golden Cheese is tense and kinda down around him. Tense because of what he had been doing about soul jam stuff and down because he embodies destruction, he reminds her of her loss just by being there. She kinda tries to play neutrality or still being irritated about soil jam stiff around him, she mostly tries o leave whenever they're in the same place. — Burning Spice actually feels kinda bad because he had distressed an already traumatized person even more. He would like to somehow make up for that, but he can't really get a chance to do so.

- Pure Vanilla: he finds Burning Spice quite sincere person. Like, of course Burning Spice still gets into troubles and creates destruction, but most of the time it happens out of accidents, which makes Pure Vanilla calm about him. He's not malicious since the end of all the soul jam mess, and he finds him a fun person. Way too active to tag along, but fine to have an occasional chat with. — Burning Spice thinks he's a bit frail actually, not in the bad way. Like, if Pure Vanilla would get exhausted around him he would totally carry him (not that he wouldn't for others, but it's even more for Pure Vanilla). He kinda likes to ask him about Crispia, how the world is there.

- Hollyberry: she kinda finds their personalities a bit matching. Like, she had found him quite fine all the way almost in beginning when he crashed in something and was very embarrassed about destruction he caused. She suggested having a spar the very next time they saw each other (of course under supervision but he didn't mind), so she really likes running around with him when she visits. — Burning Spice also likes spending time with her. He actually was surprised to see so much power in such a cookie but oh he's all in for it. Especially after stories about dragons (which may have made him being happy as a little kid whenever he wins a long spar/forest race or something else against her)

- Dark Cacao: he actually gets skeptical half the times Burning Spice gets into another destructive accident but doesn't push on it looking at his friends. He is kinda tense about him, but actually his active yet sincere personality sometimes reminds him of Crunchy Chip and so sometimes he gets lost in fond thoughts around him. — Burning Spice finds him kinda grumpy but also thinks he has his reasons to be that way. He doesn't really try to communicate with Dark Cacao most of the time, knowing he would most likely be turned down or ignored, judging by his personality.

- White Lily: she gets worried about Burning Spice each time he crashes into something or something like that happens again. Burning Spice spends quite some time with Eternal Sugar, so she finds him being her good friend just like Eternal Sugar. — Burning Spice can't think of her any way except as a friend or kinda sister, but mostly friend. He likes chatting with her and Eternal Sugar, sometimes he even participates in their girl nights (and those nights they totally paint their nails(do cookies have those though...? ...does it matter though??)).

Silent Salt:

- White Lily: she was kinda tense and a bit afraid of him in the beginning but slowly she was finding him more and more reliable and just kinda misunderstood. So she stopped worrying about him looking all intimidating and tried to know him closer. She realised he is actually very reliable and the most responsible out of Beasts, so she actually started sticking around him sometimes. — He knows she wanted best and then it turned out into disaster, so she totally wants to comfort her (and possibly relates). He sometimes gets quite worried thinking of what would somebody who don't know her think of her knowing truth about Dark Enchantress(especially worried when he sees the way Golden Cheese still can't get okay with it), also he really wants her to kinda separate Dark Enchantress and herself in her head. She's here and that person is out there.

- Pure Vanilla: at first he was tense as well, but then noticed that Silent Salt does something questionable only when something happens that really clashes with his morals. After he got to know him a bit closer, he started to understand his company. Not really enjoy it, it's kinda uncomfortable for him, but he understood while others were finding it comforting. — Silent Salt is positively surprised that such an actually pure cookie exists in such a world. He respects Pure Vanilla for his personality and morals, for the way he does not waver in his ways and wishes he would stay this way as long as this world would allow him to.

- Hollyberry: she finds his presence kinda unnerving especially with him being that silent so she tries to not interact more than needed. — Silent Salt just thinks their personalities are way too different, no way to actually connect with her. She does not try to do so and so he follows this tactic.

- Dark Cacao: he finds their similarities being kinda unnerving. Since Silent Salt is, well, silent, he had been thinking they would not really communicate, but they kinda got some non-verbal communication in actions, body language and in case of Dark Cacao, eyes. So he got that they both are just worried about ones they care for and can go for great lengths to protect what they have. But otherwise he really doesn't initiate any other contact. — Silent Salt kinda sees through him because of their similarities and he thinks Dark Cacao should get better before it gets worse for everyone. If anything serious would ever happen, he is sure they would both jump to action the very same moment and possibly cooperate way too well.

- Golden Cheese: she's not gonna become unnerved because of him, but she really has no reason to stay around him with him never talking, so if she has nothing to do she mostly leaves if they happen to be in the same room. — Silent Salt, once again, finds it worrying, how she reacts to White Lily. He finds himself wanting to get them through it but he knows he can't make Golden Cheese just change her mind. Otherwise, he doesn't really has a special opinion on her since they communicate as much as him and Hollyberry – that is, they almost do not.

Phew, I think got everything. That took quite some time but I got through it yaay