Kara : Well, Lena And I Finally Did It!

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

But he's laughing like really loud and they hear him

emily: *eating family sizes bag of peanut m&ms*

rossi: shouldnt you be eating something a little more healthier?

emily: shouldn’t you be getting ready for your 876th wedding, you man whore??

rossi:

hotch: *goes to his office to laugh*

“now those are some last words right there.”

Head Canon 35

Veronica and Fangs like to talk shit about people to each other in Spanish.

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

reblog to make Garvez canon in the reboot

JJ:

I'd pay to see Alicent watch Mysaria and Rhaenyra interact, all 3 in a room together ..

Alice: [answers her phone] hello ??

Betty: it's Betty

Alice: what did she do now ??

Betty: no i mean , it's me , Betty. It's actually me

Alice: what did you do now ??