Shuri, Squinting At Peter: I Like Your Shoelaces.

Avengers Endgame behind the scenes (2019)

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid

Scott: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Hope: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

please.

this important stuff people

T'Challa: I never freeze

Okoye & Shuri:

Me after I explain the entirety of the mcu to my family but they still answer with “what?”

Eddie: *is showering*

Venom, suddenly appearing out of Eddie's back: Hey babe - stop screaming, it's just me - do we have any more tater tots?

It’s been a minute....also I made this