Shuri: *eats A Cinnamon Roll*

me on the first day of september

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."

Suicide Squad (2016) // Birds of Prey (2020)

Peter, you don’t need to study, you’re like the smartest guy I’ve ever met.

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.

Stephen: what do you want for dinner?

Tony: how about sonic

Peter: [under his breath] ᴮᵘᵗ ʰᵉ’ˢ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ʰᵒʷ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ʰⁱᵐ

Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Shuri: Why are you asking me?

Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

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