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Your followers can message you about anxiety

Your followers can message you about depression

Your followers can message you about their sexuality

Your followers can message you about their gender identity

Your followers can message you about body image & dysphoria

Your followers can message you about eating disorders

Your followers can message you about self harm & suicidal thoughts

Your followers can message you about family issues

Your followers can message you about relationship issues

YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN MESSAGE YOU IF THEY NEED HELP AND SOMEONE TO HEAR THEM.

We are all ears!!

(This applies to my followers too xx)

Oh my gosh! I love this!

Bad Guy: We have your kid.

Tony: What makes you think this kid is ours?

Bad guy: He keeps making vine references and won't shut up about Star Wars.

Stephen: Tony...he has our kid.

Tony: Yeah okay...which one?

Bad guy: Uhh...he has brown hair?

Stephen: You have to be more specific than that.

Bad guy: He also keeps mentioning how his mom is going to come down on us like a raging inferno.

Tony & Stephen: You have Peter.

Captain Marvel (2019)

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

…….

Venom: Eddie look!

Eddie: *sees body in front of him* Dear god tell me he's not dead?

Venom: Not that! Look! * points at body holding box of tator tots

Eddie: Oh thanks but seriously is this man okay? Alive???

LONG STORY SHORT: COLORGUARD IS A PART OF BAND

Some creepy dude who eats lunch with us in my teachers room is in band with me (I am in colorguard, he’s in sax) totally just lost the little bit of respect I had for him. I was like ‘yeah I’m trying out for colorguard section leader. I hope to connect the colorguard more with the band, because we are a huge part of it.’ and he, almost IMMEDIATELY, said “Colorguard isn’t a part of the band, they’re just there so they have something to do the first half of the season. They’re just decorations.” THAT GRINDED MY GEARS A LIL BIT, so I said “Look, we are as much a part of band as your section is. Just because we don’t toot horns doesn’t mean we don’t contribute. We add effect to a show, we accent the music and showcase the talent of a band.” AND, THAT MOTHERFUCK, “anyone can wave a flag around. I create actual art, actual music.” I SNAPPED “Listen here, you huge asshole. I don’t judge you for choosing an instrument that sounds like a cow prolapsing (intestines come out from vag) so don’t judge me for choosing to ‘wave a flag around’ or next season, I’ll “accidentally” hit you so hard with a flag, your reed will stick out the back of your neck.“ THAT SHUTS HIM UP then, a few minutes later, "Hey, I want to apologize-” “I don’t care.” “I want to say it was rude of me-” “I don’t give a shit. You wanna talk to someone who cares? Well, you won’t find someone like that here.” DO NOT let someone tell you that your passion isn’t worthwhile or unimportant. I refuse to accept his apology. He can suck my ass

*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*

ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash

flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans

peter:

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!