Peter Parker

Stephen: what do you want for dinner?

Tony: how about sonic

Peter: [under his breath] ᴮᵘᵗ ʰᵉ’ˢ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ʰᵒʷ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ʰⁱᵐ

Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces

Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president

Peter:

Peter: *softly* holy-

Shuri: I have no idea who took your last pizza slice

T'challa:

T'challa: he’s on the ceiling isn’t he

I belong here, alone, where I can be who I am without hurting anybody.

Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker

H OW WOULD TONY REACT TO A CRYING KID???

omg dad mode activATED *BOOP*

Tony would be at a university science exhibit, looking for some innovative science projects to fund 

jk he funds all of them but he still likes to see all the great stuff the youth is up to

this is how Tony liked to spend some of his weekends, browsing university science fairs with rhodey

having a good time. doing TonyRhodey things

playing around with science projects

then he spots a child in the midst of the crowds, by themselves just crying

not like ugly yelling crying

no

more like silent tears and quiet whimpering, scanning the crowd of strange faces with anxiety in their eyes

Tony’s father instincts kick in and he rushes over to the weeping child

leaving Rhodey all by himself

Rhodey doesn’t even notice that Tony is gone. That’s how quick Tony slipped through the crowd to get to them

he gets to the child and crouches down so that he’s eye level with them

“What’s up little guy? What’s your name?”, he asks them

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for some reason i have this weird headcanon peter always calls tony his friend to annoy him?? like peter is late to school one day because he spent the night at the tower and he, tony, and rhodey stayed up watching star wars and didn’t go to bed until like three am, so tony has to go sign peter in and beg the school not to let may parker know her nephew missed his first two classes and when they get there the office ladies are like ?? shook ?? bc thats TONY STARK ?? so they ask peter ‘uh whos this’ and peter, who has this starbucks drink with so much whipped cream on it and is wearing either one of tony or rhodeys mit sweatshirts, he can’t remember but it’s comfortable and plays into his aesthetic, just nonchalantly goes 'oh. this is my friend, tony. you know him?’ and tony looks up from where he’s signing the little sheet thing and glares at peter with a look that screams what did you just say?? i am your FUCKING FATHER FIGU- MENTOR I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SUIT YOUNG MAN

I almost didn't cuff my jeans today. It's like I forgot I was bisexual.

Suicide Squad (2016) // Birds of Prey (2020)

Lmao, go off T'Challa