this made my day
Koro-sensei: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time.
Karma: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this.
Itona: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Nagisa: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kayano: Mental stability, my old friend!
Koro-sensei: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
where various genshin men attempt to win over your heart through several steps of courting.
pairings: albedo x reader, ayato x reader, diluc x reader, kaeya x reader, thoma x reader, xiao x reader, zhongli x reader. (separately)
genre: fluff
warnings: none
updates: once a week
steps
the beginning: love at first sight
STEP ONE: “flowers for the lady?”
STEP TWO: “hm, what a pretty gift…”
STEP THREE: “a love letter? for me?”
STEP FOUR: “you want to go on a date…with me?!”
STEP FIVE: “how sweet of you”
STEP SIX: “care to take me home?”
the end: the confession
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❝ you know, i don’t usually get girls falling all over me like this. ❞
PAIRING ▸ lee taeyong x fem!reader
GENRES ▸ fluff, crack, meet-cute au, strangers to lovers, college au, mutual pining
WARNINGS ▸ profanity, lots of !! fluff !! and ft. giselle and ten being your annoying best friends, making out, minor suggestive content
SUMMARY ▸ in five minutes, you’re about to ride the disco pang-pang that you’ve been dreading. that’s plenty of time for you to admire the attractive biology major from your university that you wish you can pluck up the courage to talk to. luckily (or unfortunately), you end up falling right into the lap of lee taeyong.
PLAYLIST ▸ love me like that by sam kim • my treasure by treasure
WORD COUNT ▸ 4612 words
TAG LIST ▸ @leeknowsredeyeliner @wownajaemin @geniejunn @huangberryyy @halbae
AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! this is for @notnctu’s beginnings collab! please check out the other author’s works as well !! note: this is a disco pang-pang if you didn’t know >:) and thank you so much for inviting me to this collab, joyce! i adore you so much and wish you the best. i’m so glad to have met you and make sure you keep in touch every so often !! ♡
YOU WERE A NERVOUS WRECK.
Ten and Giselle were so adamant on riding a Disco Pang-Pang ever since they saw a TikTok about it, but you were not interested in potentially falling all over a bunch of strangers. Ten, on the other hand, was ready to see you eat shit. He had an iron grip, and you knew he was going to be recording you and Giselle humiliating yourselves.
Your friends had dragged you all the way to an amusement park just for the ride, but you were able to convince them to put it off until the end. For the entire day, you were trying to convince yourself the ride was harmless, but you had seen far too many TikToks, and you didn’t want to end up being the laughingstock of one. These were rides that you found fun to watch on a screen, but you weren’t very happy about going on one. Plus, you were already feeling queasy from the last few roller coasters, so a ride that spun you around didn’t sound too appealing.
In a measly five minutes, you would be riding the human death trap, clinging on like nothing else mattered and fighting to keep your lunch down. You could hear the ride’s operator shouting over the 1980s playlist he had running. He was sending people hurtling across the floor while laughing at their misery.
Nevertheless, you steeled your nerves. One little ride wasn’t going to take you out. You were determined to hold on for dear life and brave through the experience.
Of course, all this bravado fizzled away once you realized you were going to be part of the next batch of riders.
“Y/N, you look like you’ve seen a ghost,” Giselle pointed out.
“Not yet,” you replied, dazed. “After this, though, I’m gonna be seeing many ghosts.”
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spirit!kim hongjoong x gender neutral!reader
tw - implied suicide (do not read if such topics will trigger you), mild description of wounds, very brief fluff in the beginning, angst
word count: 3k
a/n: i know this is a half hour late for halloween i'm sorry don't @ me about it
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
The voice was so sudden and loud that it made you tip over as you scrambled to get away from the ouija board in the middle of your living room floor. Your head hit the floor hard and you winced, the pain making tears sting your eyes.
“Ow,” you whined, squeezing your eyes shut. You made no attempt to get up and no more words came from anywhere near the ouija board. You must’ve imagined it. You let out a soft sigh. In your desperation for company you’d imagined that the cheap board you’d gotten from a thrift store had actually summoned some sort of presence in your crappy, dank apartment. Now the tears welling in your eyes were less from the pounding ache in your head and more from how pathetic the whole situation was. Who the fuck uses a ouija board to find company anyway?
“Hello? Did you knock yourself out? I asked you a question.”
You huffed softly. Why was the voice still there? You sat up, pressing a hand to the back of your head to try and quell the pain while you sniffed away your tears. There was no point in crying now. You should probably just order take out and get some sleep. Your vision cleared and you went to get up, only to find a man sitting cross-legged across from you. Oh.
“So?” he asked, clearly irritated. “Can you explain why I’m here?”
His mouth was pulled into a frown but otherwise he looked pretty normal. Like any other person you’d see on the street or at the grocery store. Surely this isn’t what ouija boards were supposed to dredge up, right? But he was here and clearly waiting for an answer anyway and you figured you might as well give him one.
“I wanted company,” you blurted out. You cringed at the overly honest answer. Judging by the look on the man’s face he had definitely expected a better excuse.
“Does this look like an 800 number to you?” he asked, gesturing vaguely at the ouija board.
“No,” you said, feeling shame crawl up your chest. It was just your luck that you’d summon a dickhead spirit. The tears came springing back and you could feel your cheeks start to burn from holding them back. Spending Halloween night alone with nothing to do and nowhere to go was bad enough but now you were being scolded for wanting something better to do, which was definitely worse.
“Hey, did you hit your head hard? Why are you crying?” the man asked, his voice suddenly much softer than it had been just a minute ago. You shook your head, hiding your face behind your hands.
“No, I’m fine,” you mumbled. “You can leave, it’s whatever.”
“I’m already here now,” he replied, now only slightly annoyed. You heard shuffling and suddenly there was a cold hand on the back of your head. You uncovered your face and found that the man was kneeling in front of you, his frown less intense and his eyes fixed on yours. “Did you hit your head hard?”
“Yeah,” you said, voice still unsteady. He grunted, letting go of your head and taking a hold of your face instead, wiping away your tears roughly and with little care.
“Well you kind of deserved it. Being dragged here like this is annoying. Ouija boards don’t bring us here by choice,” he said, letting go of your face. Now that he’d reprimanded you a little more his frown disappeared entirely, a neutral expression taking its place. “You’ve got your company now. Do you have any food?”
You blinked, your brows furrowing as you tried to understand what he was saying. Was this really how ouija boards worked? What kind of spirits turned up to scold you and then ask for food?
“I was going to order take out,” you told him, at the sound of which he pulled a face.
“Let’s cook something,” he said firmly before standing up. He took a moment to dust himself off, looking around your small living room to inspect your belongings. When he turned his head you noticed a wound in his head. It was bloody and the flesh around it was mangled, although you couldn’t see much of the damage thanks to the dark dry blood. It sat almost at the back of his head but slightly to the side of it, and now that you knew where it was you noticed it when he was facing you directly again. He turned the other way, eyes dragging over the shelves by your TV, making another wound visible. This one was significantly smaller and significantly cleaner as well. You chewed on your bottom lip, suddenly very aware of the nature of the man standing in front of you. “You must’ve hit your head pretty hard. Come on, let’s cook.”
He turned his head a little and you found that he’d been looking at you the whole time. Or more so watching you look at the wound in his head. For the second time since he’d shown up you felt your face burn with embarrassment.
“Yeah, sorry,” you mumbled, standing up and walking the few steps it took to get to your kitchen.
The man wasn’t particularly helpful but you supposed you couldn’t expect much after summoning him from wherever he had come from. He boiled noodles and ate crisps while you fried and cooked the few vegetables you’d found in your fridge, the silence between the two of you a little awkward but not tense. You were still frying the vegetables when he sidled up to you, his shoulder almost pressing into yours.
“Can we put on some music?” he asked, smiling when you nodded. You handed him your phone and he navigated YouTube with ease, making you wonder when exactly he’d passed away. His clothes were a little weird (who the hell wears pants that are half plaid and half denim?) but only in the way that fashion is weird. They didn’t look outdated at all. Before you could ask about them, the kitchen filled with the sound of music playing from your phone. You glanced over at the screen and saw a logo but not much else. He seemed pleased, lifting himself to sit on the counter while you poured sauce over the vegetables.
“ATEEZ?” you asked, squinting slightly to see the logo better. The man hummed in response. “I’ve never heard of them.”
“They’re gonna make it big soon,” he said, nodding solemnly. “They might have a Spotify page up, you should check it out.”
He had a different expression on his face now. In fact it’d be more appropriate to say that there was no expression on his face at all, what with the way his eyes were unfocused and his lips were pressed into a thin line. You looked at the wound in his head again. You could see into his head now that you were closer to it - could see the crater where his brain and skull and scalp should’ve been. Your stomach twisted at the sight and you concentrated on the pan in front of you.
“Can you drain the noodles and split them into two bowls?” you asked quietly, not wanting to disturb the peace he’d found now that he was listening to music. He hopped down from the counter and did as you asked, letting you spoon the vegetables and sauce over both portions of noodles. He grinned at you once you were done.
“This looks way better than take out,” he said, picking up both bowls and carrying them to the living room. You followed after him, picking up your phone and scrolling through the recommended videos. A few videos down a thumbnail popped up of a few guys sitting in what looked like a basement with a shoddy recording studio set up around them. They were grinning at each other - wide, childish grins that you recognised from old photos you had with your own friends. The kind of smile you can’t hold back regardless of how hard you tried. You couldn’t remember the last time you’d smiled like that. It took a few seconds for you to realise that the boy sitting in the middle was the same man now sitting in your living room. You checked the title of the video. ‘ATEEZ - Treasure’. You’d listen to it later, you decided.
You found the man sitting on the floor in front of your coffee table, shovelling noodles into his mouth and clicking through TV channels. His eyes widened almost comically when he saw you, his ears turning pink.
“Sorry,” he said through his mouthful of food. He chewed and swallowed before speaking again. “Sorry I started without you. Nobody’s cooked for me since-”
He stopped talking, his mouth still halfway open with no sound coming out. There was a long moment in which he looked like he might just evaporate in front of you - whether it would be out of embarrassment or sorrow you couldn’t tell. But then he blinked a few times and shut his mouth, turning his attention back to the TV.
“There should be horror movies on, right? Isn’t it Halloween?” he asked, handing you the remote control.
“Yeah, you just didn’t find the movie channels,” you explained, clicking through the channels until you found one playing a movie. “Have you seen Nightmare on Elm Street?”
“Of course I have. Johnny Depp’s really hot in it,” he said.
“Lucky for you,” you said, snorting softly at his comment. He grinned when he looked up to see that Nightmare on Elm Street was playing on the TV, looking over at you and laughing softly.
“Score,” he murmured.
The two of you ate quietly after that, occasionally commenting on the actors in the movie or the special effects. When the movie came to an end you left him with the task of finding another movie to watch while you washed the dishes, the small apartment filled with the white noise of the TV playing and the man’s quiet humming. When you came back to the living room he’d made himself at home in a corner of the sofa, eyes concentrated on a movie you didn’t recognise.
“Thanks for doing the dishes,” he mumbled, pulling his knees up to his chest and picking at a loose thread on his jeans.
“You’re the guest, you don’t have to thank me,” you said, smiling a little. You didn’t want to say it out loud but you were more than happy to wash his dishes and watch the horror movies he was picking out. You hadn’t had a friend over like this in so long - not a friend or acquaintance or anybody - and you'd started to think you weren't going to have anyone over ever again. Sure, he’d been irritable at first but now that he’d settled down he was a pleasant presence. You sat down on the sofa with a soft sigh. “If you want anything just let me know.”
“I want one thing,” he said not a second after you’d spoken, looking over at you with a more serious expression than you’d seen on him since he’d turned up.
“Sure, what is it?” you prompted, his stare making you uncomfortable. You felt stripped bare by the way his eyes narrowed for a split-second, his hands completely still as he looked at you.
“Why did you use that board?” he asked. “Not in the way that I asked you earlier, like ‘what the fuck are you doing’. It’s not like you have any friends here for it to be fun. You didn’t even light candles or any of that spooky stuff. So what was the point?”
You paused, opening and closing your mouth until you realised you must look like a goldfish and you shut your mouth, looking away from him. It wasn’t a very personal question but it certainly felt like one. Maybe it was the sincere tone in his voice or the fact that he was still staring but you felt like you’d been shoved under a spotlight.
“I told you, I wanted company,” you said finally. It wasn’t entirely a lie after all.
“Okay. But you know that you’re alive, right? You can go out to clubs or to friends’ houses or invite people over - other living people,” he said. His tone wasn’t accusatory but you felt a little childish now that he’d put it like that. “You don’t have to call on the dead.”
You nodded, feeling a lump form in your throat as you tried to figure out how to answer him.
“I just didn’t have anyone. To go out with or visit or invite over,” you explained, your voice barely above a whisper. “I don’t have anyone.”
He didn’t say anything for what felt like far too long and you turned around, scared that he might’ve disappeared, but he was still in his corner of the sofa, still staring steadily with his hands placed on his knees and his lips parted as though he was trying to come up with something to say.
“You don’t have to answer, let’s just watch the movie,” you mumbled sheepishly, angling your body away from him so that you wouldn’t have to feel his eyes on you anymore. Once again he didn’t reply. Instead, you felt his hand close around your wrist. His skin was so cold it made you jump, your head whipping around to find him sitting much closer to you than he had been just seconds ago.
“No,” he said. “You’re not alone.”
“What?” you asked, drawing your wrist out of his grip. He let you do so and leaned away from you slightly, his lips forming a frown.
“The last time someone cooked for me was a week before I- a week before I died,” he said, eyes never leaving yours. He visibly swallowed, his Adam’s apple shifting up and down. You wondered if he had the same lump in his throat that you did. “It was my best friend. We were watching movies in my apartment - us and all of our other friends. He cooked for us. We helped him but he always took care of us, so he did most of the cooking.”
You wanted to understand what he was trying to say. From the way he was struggling to keep a straight expression it was clear that he’d made a connection you hadn’t noticed yet and you waited for him to explain.
“And they stayed over for most of the night but when they left I should have-”
He paused and you noticed how his hands were no longer still but shaking. You took them into yours and gave them a soft squeeze. He inhaled sharply, finally breaking the eye contact he’d been holding for so long.
“I felt alone, like you do. I knew I could go out or go back to his place or just ask them to come back but I didn’t,” he said. He looked back up at you, his lashes wet and his bottom lip shaking. “I didn’t mean to- I should have called someone.”
“Hey,” you whispered, reaching forward to pull him into you. He hugged you tightly, clinging to you as though his existence depended on it. His tears soaked through your shirt and your own vision blurred at the feeling, your heart sinking in your chest. “Don’t cry.”
“Hypocrite,” he mumbled between sniffles without any real bite. His hand moved up and down against your back slowly, soothing both you and himself until neither of you were crying anymore. “I made it so I can never see them again. We were gonna make it big together. My friends are really- they’re so talented and I wanted to be there with them when they-”
You shushed him, not wanting him to work himself up again. He shook his head and hugged you tighter.
“You’re not like me. You can still call someone,” he said, his shoulders shaking as he suddenly pulled back to look at you, his hands gripping your shoulders tightly. “If you don’t have anyone I’ll give you his number. My best friend. He'll answer. I know he will.”
There was so much desperation in his voice that it only made more tears roll down your cheeks. He let go of one of your shoulders and wiped your cheeks with his thumb. He was a dozen times more careful than he had been when wiping your face earlier and it made your heart ache.
“I’m a stranger, he won’t answer,” you whispered. The man in front of you shook his head.
“He knows that people need somebody sometimes,” he said gently. “He’ll take care of you the way he took care of me, okay?”
You could tell that wasn’t really the sentence he wanted to say but you didn’t need to hear him say it to know what he meant.
He’ll take care of you the way he can’t take care of me anymore.
“I know I said that ouija boards aren’t supposed to be 800 numbers but you use that board whenever you need company, okay?” he said. His voice had returned somewhat to the harsh tone he’d had when he first turned up in your living room, finding a balance between caring and rude that was reminiscent of how close friends talk to each other. You smiled through the tears in your eyes and nodded. He nodded in return and settled against the sofa to watch TV, gesturing for you to lean into him. “There’s still some of the movie left.”
The next morning the man was nowhere to be found. The only proof that he hadn’t been a figment of your imagination was the extra bowl drying on the dish rack and the notification on your lock screen from a new contact named Seonghwa in response to a message that you remembered the man typing out into your phone. He was inviting you out to dinner with his friends.
The final piece of evidence was that you were now following ATEEZ on Spotify. Their top song started with an audio clip of the man you’d met last night, giggling and talking to the rest of his friends in what sounded like the happiest voice you’d ever heard. He was talking about the next album he wanted to write. His voice was nowhere to be found in the rest of the song.
It hurt to hear.
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taglist: @lovely-ateez @sunsethw4 @seonghwanotes @xirenex @choiberry @peanutpmingib @sannierio @ateezinmymind
hi lovely people its 4am and xiao is pesterin me so im makin it ur problem as well mwahmwah | pls dont pay attention to the spellin mistakes its 4am okay 😔😔😔 | college au!!
boyfriend!xiao who drives you to and from college on his motorcycle everyday, thankful to the fact that you can't see his cheeks turning red and ears flushing because of the way you cling to him, a small smile gracing his face when you claw at his waist when he speeds up (something he does on purpose just to have you cling to him).
boyfriend!xiao who brings you your lunch everyday, kissing your forehead softly before stepping out of the cafetaria, leaving you to deal with the teasing of your friends (that you successfully flee from after bribing them with free drinks).
boyfriend!xiao who worries about the fact that his piercings might hurt you when he kisses you and, even when you reassure him that it's not as painful as he thinks, he removes them once you're back in your shared apartment so he can kiss you without any worries.
boyfriend!xiao who despite his fear of hurting with his piercings, can't seem to stop biting you whenever he can; you'd often find yourself blankly staring at the marks he left on your shoulders and neck and cheeks, wondering how foundation could hide your boyfriend's cannibalist habits.
boyfriend!xiao who looks all tough on the outside with his leather jackets and dark clothes, with his expensive motorcycle and his piercings and the red rimming his eyes but happens to be the softest and most caring person you'd ever got to meet.
boyfriend!xiao who teaches you how to skate, using it as an opportunity to have you cling to him, his hands resting on your hips to "stabilize" you while your hands gripped his shoulders as he screamed internally at how adorable and squishable you are (he eventually bit your cheeks to death that hu tao was worried when she noticed the bandaids on your face).
boyfriend!xiao who loves you to the moon and back and who says the cringiest, cheesiest things ever, but he doesn't care because if it's for you, then nothing else matters.
reblogs are highly appreciated!
a genshin impact smau | xiao x gn!reader
SUMMARY as part of the student council, you’ve been tasked to recruit the local band playing in your university’s bar. xiao, who’s the band’s bassist, seems to be the only one refusing your offer to join the foundation day. you have two weeks to make him agree to perform on stage in front of the whole university or you’re off the council for good.
GENRE modern, fluff, slight(?) crack, mild angst if u squint
STATUS completed as of october 11, 2022
NOTES time stamps do not matter unless i say so !! i hope u all enjoy <3
EPISODE LIST
your dropees | xiao’s band
001 — beloved vp ♢002 — failed night out
003 — bench front ♢ 004 — deleted tweet
005 — hashtag boy ♢ 006 — fuckin’ with ‘ya
007 — know yakshas? ♢ 008 — this is betrayal
009 — go ahead without me ♢ 010 — why not?
011 — follow back, vp ♢ 012 — annoying pest
013 — ah, that’s why ♢ 014 — he likes who?
015 — never mind ♢ 016 — actually, i hate you
017 — you like them, right? ♢ 018 — my treat!
019 —so a game? ♢020 — he agreed?
021 — not my boyfriend ♢ 022 — for you
023 — don’t ask me to ♢ 024 — breakfast
025 — tokyo ♢ 026 — suddenly gone
027 — don’t reply please ♢ 028 — get rid of it
029 — time to cry ♢ 030 — the last song
031 — just ignore him ♢ 032 — i wonder why
033 — hate me ♢ 034 — just a hunch
035 — hung up ♢ 036 — the person i like
037 — touchdown ♢ 038 — bad feeling
039 — unknown id ♢ 040 — all yours
041 — better ♢ 042 — sheesh
043 — miss me ♢ 044 — come back
045 — at last ♢ bonus — tba
MISCELLANEOUS thank you so much to all of you who supported me throughout this series !! i love u all ueueue
Karma: I'm really quick at math.
Nagisa: What's 23 x 78?
Karma: 37.
Nagisa: What? That's not even close!
Karma: But it was quick.
this genre of seonghwa
˚ SUMMARY. two unlikely students are paired together for a documentary — but sometimes love finds us in peculiar ways ( aka an our beloved summer au. or also in other words high school unlikely match / rival au )
˚ FEATURING. ayato, albedo, childe, kaeya, thoma, xiao x gn! reader
˚ WARNINGS. mentions of “pretty” in albedo’s. mild swearing. usage of mx
˚ LINKS. masterlist
˚ NOTES. im posting this even though it technically isnt valentines day yet for me but by the time i post this tmrw it wont be valentines for most people so … enjoy !! all fluff :D
“a documentary,” you say, slowly.
“yes,” the cameraman says. “it’s only for a month. we’re pairing up the [pair] and we’ll basically filming you throughout the month. just pretend we aren’t there — it’s just a documentary about youth life, and you just go on about your day-to-day lives.”
you hesitate. this sounds like a mistake.
it’s one month, a voice in your head whispers. you can do one month, can’t you?
you clear your throat. “so who’s the other person going to be?”
kamisato ayato has a rep around inazuma high and it isn’t necessarily a bad one
the only thing you know about him is that his family practically runs the town
and apparently, an asshole
he has a rep for being closed off – you never see him hang out with anyone other than his sister and thoma. and you’re on good terms with thoma - but you’ve never talked to ayato
you’ve never had reason to; you’re never in the same class as him, and he always seemingly disappears every time you approach thoma
stuck up ass, is basically what you’ve always thought of him; he often had an air to him that said he’s too good for everyone
you think he looks down on you because you’re not as prestigious as he is - he’s proper, he comes from a rich family. he probably doesn’t even need the money from the documentary
still, at first, in the documentary, you try to be friends with him.
it goes horribly wrong.
on the first day of the documentary, you buy yourself a coffee at the local coffee shop. and you end up buying him one as well
however, when you try to give it to him, you end up tripping it and spilling it all over his business project that he’s stayed up all night to work on
there’s a beat of absolute silence as he slowly looks up to stare at you. you swear his eyes are burning holes into your head
and then he slowly looks back down, grabbing his water bottle, unscrewing the top lid, presumably to take a drink.
“sorry” you say, hurriedly. “i was trying to give you coffee, because i know you always stay up-”
he dumps the water over your head
a small shriek gets stuck in your throat, as you get soaked from head to toe
“i said sorry,” you say. your voice isn’t angry, still in shock. but the anger rises in your chest all the same
“oh.” he looks back down at his project. his voice is nothing short of sarcastic. “sorry.”
and then, at that moment, you decide that you hate this kid. with a burning passion
and of course he never gets into trouble because nobody would ever suspect ayato of doing something bad
the only person who sympathizes with you is thoma who just shrugs with a crooked grin and says “he’s sly. there’s a reason he’s never gotten caught.”
you’re forced to sit in the same classes, next to each other, for the sake of the documentary
but even through the filming, you’ve never been afraid to tell the camera how much you dislike ayato
“oh things i hate?” you ask, staring at the camera. “kamisato ayato.”
he doesn’t turn his head to you but you can see his scowl all the same. “funny, i was going to say the same.”
your arguments are equivalent to a child’s argument — often times, when arguments spark, they’re accidents like the coffee; it only gives him more fuel to dislike you, and you to dislike him
once, he decides to give you coffee with a “sorry :(“ sticky note attached to it
and like the fool you are, you decide to drink it
he watches from outside the door, not being able to resist a smirk
salt floods your taste buds, but instead of spitting it out, you make eye contact with him in the door and continue to down the entire thing
ayato also basically has this claim to a parking spot in the school - it’s not technically his, but everyone’s agreed it’s ayato’s spot
you stole it as soon as you could
it becomes a competition on who can get to school first to steal the spot. and that leads to both of you being to school two hours earlier
which means you actually spend a lot of time together ! and soon, your dislike for him, melts into something softer
you like spending time with him. in fact, you look forward to it
and you don’t miss how his smiles become fond - sometimes, when you’re on the verge of falling asleep in class, you see him smile softly as you rest your head on his shoulders
or sometimes, when you wake up, you just find his jacket over your shoulders
and there’s this one time when someone else makes an off hand comment about your clumsiness
the next day, the kid doesn’t show up to school. and when he shows up again, his face is bright red and his hair has been dyed green
when you turn to ayato, he just gives you his signature smirk with a shrug. “i don’t get caught.”
you two end up terrorizing your teachers. they never figure out who has been leaving alarm clocks around the building to disturb class, and ayato always turns to you with a fond smile
“how do i feel about y/n now?” he breaks into a soft smile. “i love them — i couldn’t ask for a better partner in crime. but don’t tell them i said that. i will never hear the end of it.”
you’ve never talked to albedo before this - but you’ve noticed him from afar
you’re both top of your class - both of you competing for number one spot
he’s never had many feelings towards you, other than the fact that you’re smart. he notices your name on the top scorers of exams, but knows nothing of you other than that
you never see albedo hang out with anyone - he has a few people he talks to, but none that he ever seems to be friends with
and it’s not for a lack of trying either - you ask kaeya about him once, wanting to get an idea of who albedo was
and kaeya just says “albedo — a strange one. he’s nice. but don’t interrupt him while he’s working. or ask him to hang out. he will always say no. it’s quite embarrassing.”
but when you talk to albedo, he’s actually quite nice! he’s never been anything but kind to you
you work together on a lab, and he’s always been patient with you. you’re able to bounce ideas off each other, and you’ve never worked with someone better
the rivalry doesn’t kick in until the second day. and then oh boy
but you also work at a daycare after school hours — and there, you take care of a child named klee
and you love klee ! klee’s the best !
sometimes, you help klee make these little water bombs as pranks to help her terrorize this “big bad brother” she complains about in daycare
and you share all your knowledge with her
and then, one day, when klee decides to set off her bombs on “big bad brother” albedo asks klee where she learned to make these new kind of bombs
klee — the absolute icon she is — isn’t able to keep a secret. “mx y/n helped me,” she says, sheepishly, swinging back and forth
albedo stops. “y/n l/n?”
klee shrugs. “i think. they says they’re your age. i like mx y/n more than you. they let me go fish blasting!”
so the next day, albedo, naturally comes to ask if you work in a daycare and you know klee
“yeah, i know klee.” you chuckle, thinking about her. “the other day, i helped her make mini water bombs — not a dangerous kind, don’t worry — to prank her brother. she’s amazing.”
he gives you a deadpan look. “klee’s my sister.”
oh. oh shit.
“and by the way,” he says, “i make better water bombs than you.”
and if to prove it, the next day, you find a container on your desk. and when you open it, water sprays in your face
and next to you, albedo is chuckling
oh it is so on.
you do most of your pranks through klee, bribing her to prank albedo. and albedo does the same
you both compete to be klee’s favorite — and whenever albedo comes pick klee up, you both have to tone down on the swearing
but you two are never mean to each other - it’s always been fun little pranks, with no mean intentions behind it, something you both know
“how do you feel about albedo?” the cameramen ask you, once, for the documentary.
“albedo?” the cameras don’t miss the small smile that spreads across your face. “he’s kind. a little closed off, but an absolute menace.”
but even though your words don’t say the whole truth, the cameras catch it
the cameras catch every time when you’re working late in the lab and he brings snacks for you
or every time either of you don’t understand something, you’re always patient, while explaining it to the other
or sometimes, during class, if you’ve pulled an all nighter, he’ll let you rest on his shoulder as he takes a little more notes as usual that way you’ll be caught up in class
and one day, when you’re taking of klee, she tells you
“my brother says he likes you.” she grins from ear to ear. “he says you’re very pretty.”
needless to say, you played a clip of your documentary at the wedding
“how do i feel about y/n?” albedo hums. “don’t tell them i said this, but i’m happy klee likes them. i want to make them apart of our family.”
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