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the pretty boys with the pretty flowers 🏵

idol au xiao x reader pt. 2

here’s a link to pt. 1!

here’s a link to pt. 3! (COMING SOON)

modern idol au!

female implication, but can be gender neutral

more into the relationship aspect 🤭

[ cw// none ! ]

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♪ dispatch really did not let that night go dude.

♪ and from then on, they kept a close eye on you two. 😰

♪ the dating rumors only multiplied when you + xiao performed at the award show.

♪ did your company care?

♪ no, actually, they encouraged it.

♪ so… since there was no dating ban… you two decided to try out this whole dating thing!

♪ the kamisato siblings were the first to know of your relationship + frankly, they shipped it too.

♪ they were glad for the most part, because if had been a member from another company, that would be a whole different story. 😰 (its giving jennie + kai)

♪ the only thing they requested was for both of you to at least try and make your relationship a secret from the public.

♪ they knew dispatch was already constantly following you, so they did everything in their power to protect you + xiao. <3

♪ plus, it brought in a lot of popularity to your respective groups which brought in the money for the company.

♪ bag alert, major bag alert, BAG!

♪ let’s see what dating idol xiao includes:

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♪ first things first though, I would like to announce the official line up of LUN4R: the members consist of lumine, hu tao, mona + you! why? idk! space girl concept! its giving loona! stan loona! the members will start to play a big part of the story from now on.

♪ back to our regularly scheduled program:

♪ flirting in the practice room!

♪ you get to see his real self + not the fake emo boy persona that the company made for him.

♪ he’s so sweet + so absolutely loyal to you it’s so adorable.

♪ often finds excuses to spend time w/ you.

♪ “(y/n)… can you help me with this move please?” 🥺

♪ even thought he knows damn well how the choreography goes.

♪ loves watching you dance.

♪ he looks like he’s going to murder you, but he just really likes the way you move to the beat + the way your eyes light up whenever you get a difficult dance move down.

♪ he also watches intently to see if he himself can pick up a move that your struggling w/ so he can smoothly come up to you and show you how to do it.

♪ “no, it’s like this” he says as he slows down his movements.

♪ he sees your still struggling and he goes over to you.

♪ “mmm.. here,” he places his hands carefully on your hips + he gently guides them in the directions they’re supposed to go.

♪ “ohhh… wait, that’s actually pretty easy! thank you my love :DD”.

♪ ABSOLUTELY FLUSTERS when you call him cute nicknames.

♪ ‘my love? I like that… I’m (y/n)’s love… I’ll keep in mind to call them something sweet later’ constantly plays in his head throughout the day.

♪ LATE NIGHT ESCAPADES.

♪ you stay extra hours after 5wirl finishes their practice just to wait for xiao so he can take you to the chicken restaurant or the grocery store down the street.

♪ (the only downside is the constant stans + paparazzi + FUCKING DISPATCH watching you.)

♪ speaking of, xiao is DEFINITELY the type to protect you from stalkers + saesangs.

♪ he just has these animal-like instincts that just sense people w/ ill intentions, + he would do anything to get you out of there safely, even at the cost of his own career + pride.

♪ he hits the saesang or dispatch reporter w/ a death glare, but smiles his sweetest smile to you, “love… we should get home… its getting late and you have a music video shooting tomorrow.”

♪ “awh mane… but I wanted to go get that plushie for hu tao!” you pouted.

♪ it took all his will to not give in, eventually you both went home after he convinced you that he would buy it for you to give to hu tao tomorrow.

♪ your respective members tease you both so much.

♪ “WE CALLED IT!” venti yelled when he found out about your relationship + high-fived heizou.

♪ aether sighed as he slid $50 to the two of them.

♪ kazuha patted xiao on the back, “to be very frank, I did not think you would pull it off.” he gave an lopsided smile as he put in his $50 to the small pile of money that had accumulated.

♪ xiao sat there w/ a confused yet serious look on his face, “you guys bet on whether or not (y/n) and I would date?”

♪ “yup. sorry man, but you guys were kinda obvious about your little crushes on each other.” aether shrugged.

♪ “call lumine and mona, I need to collect my winnings >:)” heizou flexed while throwing the two dollar bills in the air.

♪ suddenly the door to the boys’ dorms had burst open.

♪ “BWAHAHA AETHER!!! KAZUHA!!! 50$ NOW!!!”

♪ oh god, its hu tao.

♪ “sorry for the intrusion!” lumine bowed apologetically while entering followed by mona + you.

♪ mona had looked like she saw a ghost, + it wasn’t hu tao this time.

♪ “this is the last of my earnings… oh lord, barbatos… let our repackaged album sell well please…” she cried as she handed ten 10$ bills to venti + heizou respectively.

♪ venti smirked at mona’s pleas + EVEN LAUGHED AT HER 😀.

♪ throughout the chaos you managed to find your way to xiao, who had retreated to his shared room w/ aether.

♪ “alatus?” you knocked on the door + came in.

♪ you saw him sitting on his bed staring off into space. he stood up + came over to you to give you a big, tight, + comforting hug.

♪ “I can’t believe they placed bets on our relationship. their absurd.”

♪ you sighed. you didn’t exactly think it was big deal, just some friends having fun, but knowing xiao, your relationship means everything to him.

♪ and if anyone could calm him down from his overthinking, it was you.

♪ “I’m sure they meant no harm, love” you took his hand + lead him over to his bed, sitting him down while you placed yourself on his lap, straddling him so he faced you, “if anything, they’re happy for us.”

♪ you stroked his hair thoughtfully + smiled.

♪ he couldn’t help but return the gesture, a faint smile grew on his face as your hands went through his hair.

♪ he interlocked your free hand in his, feeling how smooth it was, how small it was compared to yours, + how it just fit so perfectly in his.

♪ he looked away, flustered.

♪ he loves your touch so much.

♪ “I know… but still…” he drifted off as he felt you cup his face gently to face you once again.

♪ he suddenly pouted, “kazuha had zero faith in me! see if I’ll ever do his laundry ever again.”

♪ you laughed at his silly antics. as he continued to ramble, you admired him + his features.

♪ his golden eyes glowed even in the room, his skin is silky smooth, his hair soft even w/ hair dye in it, the way his face makes various expressions while he talks about his members, all while his own beautiful hands lay gently on your waist.

♪ this is a side of xiao only you can see.

♪ he’s beautiful. I can’t believe he’s mine. god, I wanna kiss him. 😩 you thought.

♪ you couldn’t take it any longer.

♪ “— and you know what venti said? he said I was a pussy! at least I can actually get puss— mph!”

♪ right in the middle of his long winded rant, you kissed him, not to shut him up, but because he just looked so precious + ethereal that you couldn’t resist.

♪ slightly confused + flustered, xiao kissed back.

♪ it was a delicate kiss, one full of smiles + as sweet as sugar. it made you have butterflies in your stomach. it was full of love.

♪ you parted for air, but xiao followed your lips just a bit. he wanted more, but he restrained himself.

♪ his arm went up to cover his mouth + he looked away, absolutely red in the face, yet you could still tell he was smiling + giddy from the kiss, “what was that for … ?”

♪ “I love you.”

♪ his eyes widened. he suddenly placed his hands on your waist once again, + pulled you closer.

♪ once again, he kissed you.

♪ a hand in your hair, gently stroking your locks. an arm around your waist pushing you even closer to him. he couldn’t hold back a smile against your precious lips.

♪ you knew.

♪ the kiss was his way of saying “I love you too.”

♪ *click* *camera flash*

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woo !! super fluffy ending !!

or is it…?

also i wanted to say thank u guys for the support for ur support on the first one ! it gave me hella motivation to write a second part :))

i think ill make a part 3 + move on to write something else so stay tuned for that

i can’t guarantee that itll still be for the idol au, but itll probably still be genshin related LOL

anyways 5wirl ring ding dong cover when ?:&:!&

the fatui harbingers are so funny to me because it's like eight of the sexiest queer goths you've ever seen alongside the pringles man

an adepti's wisdom

[ zhongli x young adepti!reader ft. xiao ]

summary: a wise man once said, "once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it," and you're one obedient child.

note: it's cute, got a problem with that? fhskfj istg i can't get over xiao's dialogues :) | m.list

words: 546 | warnings: zhongli being a grandpapa

"look, mister morax, the first snowfall of this year."

the archon's eyes followed the direction the young one was pointing at. indeed, snow scatters around the skies of liyue, slowly falling from above and descending unto the ground of rex lapis' beloved abode. he makes a humming sound as a response to the young adepti in his arms.

it has been a while since he took care of the young adepti, his very own creation, for he had tasked xiao in guarding for them while he busies himself with his archon duties. but none of his duties are enough to take his mind off of the young adepti he created with his own blood and power.

he watched as the adepti in his arms reached out their hand to catch one of the snowflakes but failed to do so. the pout on their face made him chuckle, standing up from where he sat with the adepti still in his arms.

"do you want me to help you catch snowflakes?"

"yes please!"

he can feel his heart soar with how their eyes sparkled with joy. soon enough, rex lapis had taken the young adepti to the top of qingyun peak just for the sole purpose of gathering snowflakes in their tiny hands.

"won't your hands get cold if you keep holding it like that?"

rex lapis kneeled to take a better look at the young adepti, curious eyes watching their little hands form the snow into a ball.

"mister morax, look at what big brother xiao thought me!"

rex lapis, much more curious than he was earlier, nodded to let the child continue.

no one can ever expect the young adepti to bite into the ball of snow, as if it's the most natural thing to do, and happily munch at it as if it taste as good as normal food.

"dear!"

rex lapis' concerned tone caught the attention of the adepti, looking up at him with snowflakes smeared at the corner of their lips. the archon covered their hands with his, stopping them from further taking another bite.

"yes?"

"why would you—ah," he stops, lowering his voice before continuing, "did big brother xiao really taught you this?"

the mere mention of the other adepti's name made the young adepti smile, nodding their head enthusiastically. rex lapis suddenly felt so bad for stopping them.

"yes! he said that once the snow is thick enough, we can eat them!"

"i—i see," he cleared his throat, gently taking the ball of snowflake from the young adepti's hand to hold them in his, "well, snowflakes can't exactly satiate your taste buds, can they?"

"oh, you're right, mister morax. indeed, it doesn't really taste like anything at all," the young adepti ponders.

"well then, why don't we get some real food, would you like that?"

"of course, mister morax!"

with their consent, rex lapis gathered their little body in his arms, hugging the young child to keep them warm.

he's going to have a word with xiao later.

on the other hand, at the roof of wangshu inn, xiao sneezed into his hands, while the other holds a balled up snow.

"adepti can't possibly be affected by the cold, can they?"

shrugging his concerns, he bites into the ball of snow.

different versions for the miya twins & kita! (pt 1)

☆ do not repost w/o permission!

idol au xiao x reader

modern 5wirl au !

female reader implication, but mostly gender neutral pronouns

i can’t wait to put the ot5 tag on this one and watch the actual kpop stans ask who 5wirl is 🤭

[ cw // none ! maybe some smut-ish parts but mostly fluff ]

♪ “WAHHH XIAO OPPAR !!!” “XIAO I LOVE YOU” “XIAO MARRY ME” “5WIRL GAY ICONS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈”

♪ is what xiao often hears pretty frequently from his many adoring (+ somewhat concerning) fans.

♪ he knows damn well none of those mfs have a chance LOL.

♪ 5wirl feels like that type of boy group that had a certain “flower boy” or “cutesy” concept at first but as they grew to be more popular, the stans started demanding them to take their clothes off because “their not children anymore.”

♪ god, I hate kpoppies. 😐 (p.s. I am a kpop stan)

♪ DEFINITELY had personalities created for each member based on visuals + popularity.

♪ xiao is definitely main dancer. argue w/ the wall. 🤨

♪ xiao was the “emo, tough, bully, tsundere guy” because of his piercing glare + handsome visuals.

♪ but he is actually the purest + sweetest person out of all the members !!!

♪ “ah, we should thank the staff for their hard work today… aether, we should go buy some food for them.” ✨

♪ ✨“do you think venti hyung would like this beverage?”✨

♪ “you want me to do aegyo? uhhh, the company said not to— I MEAN ! I-I’m not exactly good at that type of thing…”✨

♪ and oh BOY, did the stans eat that shit up.

♪ and thats how you ended up dating xiao for 2 years until your relationship was EXPOSED by DISPATCH 🤬🤬🤬

♪ that was a very smooth transition shut up.

♪ FR THOUGH LEAVE THE IDOL BITCHES ALONE DISPATCH 🤬🤬

♪ let me start from the beginning:

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