Hello Mar, I love your writing and the answers to the requests you've received thus far (especially the plushie one).
How would Kaiser, Rin & Sae react to their so being incapable of kicking a soccer ball? They either miss kicking it entirely due to lack of coordination and ehen they do kick it, it doesn't roll very far.
Thank you!
Their S/O Being Incapable of Kicking a Soccer Ball
a/n-HELL YEAH GIRLL yall are litterally so creative w those requests i always can't wait to write them!
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- Kaiser, Sae, Rin
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Kaiser had never seen anything quite like this before.
"Liebling, what was that?" he asked, barely holding back his laughter as he watched you attempt to kick the soccer ball for the third time—only to miss it entirely. You stood there, foot still raised mid-air, blinking down at the completely untouched ball.
"I—I just miscalculated," you muttered, cheeks burning as you placed your foot back on the ground. "Let me try again."
Kaiser smirked, folding his arms. "Oh, by all means. This is the most entertainment I’ve had in weeks."
You huffed and squared your shoulders. This time, determined not to fail, you swung your foot back and kicked with all your might.
The ball rolled exactly two feet forward.
Silence. Then Kaiser burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he doubled over. "Mein Gott, Liebling! That was precious. Are you sure you’re not secretly a pro?" He swiped a tear from his eye before sauntering over and ruffling your hair. "I think you should stick to watching me play instead. You’re much cuter that way."
You groaned, shoving his hand off. "You're the worst."
He only grinned. "And yet, you still love me."
Rin was usually a patient man. Usually.
"How… how are you this bad at it?" he asked, staring at you in utter disbelief.
You scowled at him, arms crossed. "It’s harder than it looks! I don’t have a foot made of steel like you."
He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Okay, let’s try again. Stand properly. Balance your weight. And for the love of god, look at the ball."
You tried. You really did. But once again, your foot barely made contact, causing the ball to pathetically wobble forward.
Rin exhaled sharply through his nose. "That’s it. We're not leaving until you kick it properly."
Your eyes widened. "Rin, no."
"Rin, yes."
"I swear, if you make me do drills—"
"Start running."
"I hate you."
"No, you don’t. Now, again."
Sae was unimpressed. That much was obvious.
He watched as you lined up for another attempt. The first few times, you'd whiffed completely. The fourth time, you'd made contact, but the ball had barely budged. And now? Now you were overthinking it so much you looked like a robot about to malfunction.
With a long sigh, Sae pinched the bridge of his nose. "You're not fighting for your life. Just kick the damn ball."
"I'm trying!" you snapped, frustration bubbling over. "Some of us aren’t soccer prodigies, y'know."
Sae raised an eyebrow. "Clearly."
You turned away with a scowl, but before you could kick again, you felt hands on your waist. Your breath hitched as Sae leaned down, his voice low in your ear. "Here. Let me show you."
His foot ghosted over yours, adjusting your stance. He guided your leg back and forward, helping you make clean contact with the ball. It rolled smoothly across the grass.
He stepped back, crossing his arms. "See? Simple."
You turned to him with a glare. "Yeah, well, it’s easier when you're practically doing it for me."
Sae smirked. "So, you admit you need me."
You rolled your eyes, but the warmth on your face betrayed you. "Shut up."
He let out a soft chuckle, ruffling your hair before walking off. "Come on. Let’s try again. Maybe in another hundred years, you’ll actually get decent."
You groaned. This was going to be a long day.
genre: fluff, soft moments, established relationship
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You weren’t a morning person.
Neither was Rin.
But somehow, the two of you made it work—especially on cold mornings like this one, when the warmth of the blankets was the only thing keeping either of you from freezing into statues. Outside, the sky was still pale with sleep, sun barely peeking out.
You were half-asleep when you felt it. A hand slipping under the blanket, carefully finding yours. Cold fingers. Familiar fingers.
“Your hands are freezing,” you mumbled, eyes still closed as you laced your fingers with his.
“I’m trying to warm them up,” Rin replied, voice groggy and soft in a way he’d never let anyone else hear.
“You’re using me as a heater?”
“…Yeah.”
You snorted, finally blinking your eyes open. Rin was facing you, hair slightly messy, face unfairly pretty even in the morning. His teal eyes looked gentler than usual, the usual sharpness dulled by drowsiness and affection.
“Good morning,” you whispered.
“Morning.” He squeezed your hand. “You slept okay?”
You nodded, shifting closer until your forehead rested against his. He didn’t move away—instead, his other hand came up to brush a strand of hair from your cheek.
“I like waking up next to you,” you said quietly.
His eyes lowered for a moment, then met yours again. “I like that too.”
Neither of you moved. The moment was still, peaceful, the kind of silence that felt safe. You swore you saw the corners of his lips twitch into a little smile—barely there, but it was there.
He leaned in, pressing the gentlest kiss to your forehead.
“Stay,” you murmured.
“I will,” he replied, pulling you closer and tucking your head under his chin. “Just five more minutes.”
Those five minutes turned into thirty.
But neither of you minded.
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Hey Elle!!! 😚🫶May I request bllk boys (Nagi, Rin, Sae, Bachira, Shidou) with s/o who's rlly into anime, cosplay, spends all their money on figurines, merch etc and makes them go to conventions with them!!! 🤸🏼♀️ love your writing!
yesssss LMAO okay i had fun w thiss thank you sm for the request!!! 💛💛
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nagi seishiro
-> he doesn’t like the fact that he has to share you with your dozens and dozens of anime plushies
-> “nagi! you’re crushing mr. sakamoto!!” “what’s that?” “?! please move so he can breathe :)” he decides not to fight you on this. “.. okay.”
-> though nagi doesn’t quite understand your obsession with spending money on little figures and plushies of cartoon characters, he works around it. it’s easier to spend a little time looking for a clear spot than upset you after moving something he wasn’t supposed to
-> until he comes over one day to find a large snorlax plush in his usually empty spot on your bed
-> “.. is this your way of telling me to move?” “what? no, it’s for you! your room is like a prison cell, babe. you need something to make it more personal. plus, he looks just like you!”
-> nagi doesn’t see it, but he sleeps with that damn snorlax plush every night he spends away from you <3
itoshi rin
-> “y/n? put the phone down…” “just one click, rin. one click and it’s all mine.” “y/n, so you really need twenty-six figures of the same four characters..?” “yes.” “really?” “… maybe?”
-> he manages to convince you to give him the phone so you don’t spend your entire paycheck on anime merchandise
-> he’ll stay up late watching the shows with you, and he actually follows along with and likes quite a bit of them. not enough to blow his entire paycheck, but enough
-> “i think we should be meruem and komugi from hxh for halloween.” “… but don’t they d—“ “DONT FINISH THAT SENTENCE.”
-> once you promise to stop crippling your bank account, he agrees to dress up with you <3
itoshi sae
-> bro is not impressed
-> he can’t even pretend to enjoy himself as you drag him around the merch store, grumbling about how ugly and expensive everything is
-> you ignore him and fill your little basket with mangas and posters for your room, but when it comes down to it, sae hands over his card at checkout before you have the chance
-> “?? i thought you said everything here is ugly and expensive?” “oh, it is. i don’t want you spending your money on ugly things, y/n.” you smile at his excuse and kiss his cheek
-> he’s not ecstatic at the cost of everything, but sae doesn’t complain about it to you, either. he even helps you hand your posters at home (those, he does insult)
-> “why does that guy have such big ears?” “be nice to geto!! those are his earrings.” “he looks like a weirdo.” “leave him be 😭”
bachira meguru
-> you better believe he’s feeding your addiction
-> “ooh, y/n, look at this one!! do you have this one?” “i’ve been looking everywhere for that character! how did you find it?” “my monster told me to check the back shelf..”
-> keeps a full, detailed list of every anime you mention starting or liking so he can surprise you with merch
-> “y/n, look! i made a hakura sakura keychain for you!!” “you made it?! i love it!! but what’s the occasion..?” “i just felt like making something for you ☺️” you may have teared up a bit
shidou ryusei
-> you were planning to cosplay one of your favorite anime characters, and the costume was going on sale at a convention. thankfully, shidou didn’t fight when you asked him to join you
-> “so, we’re gonna stand in this line for how long again?” “depends on how quickly they wave us through. could be a few hours.” “… let’s fucking do this.”
-> shidou has to body a few people, and you do get escorted out by security, but you get the costume! so you consider the trip a win
-> “you didn’t have to punch that guy for me,” you hum as you dab at your boyfriend’s scabbing knuckles. “he was going to push you out of the way. you wanted it more than he did, and he shouldn’t put hands on someone for a dress.” “you did, though..” “for you. not the costume… it is a cool costume, though.” “i know, right?!”
-> you post photos and videos of yourself all dressed up online, making sure to tag shidou for helping you complete your look <3
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Sleeveless Isagi PT.2 because the ladies asked for more fanservice 😮💨✨
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prince!rin is often overshadowed by his older brother. it's near impossible for him to have his moment when his brother always does it better. to everyone, he's "itoshi sae's younger brother". he's even had people trying to marry him just to get closer to sae.
his heart is ice at this point. steadily melting, but impossible to just crack through. it's a slow, slow process, his initial thought anyway, and he was convinced it would take ages for him to find the one.
prince!rin who's nothing but rude when you try and talk to him. it wasn't your own choice in the first place, purely for building relationships between different nations, but how were you going to explain that he was the one making things impossible?
prince!rin who genuinely couldn't believe he fell for the "love at first sight" trope. it's stupid – he was stupid, and he flunked his first impression. how has talking to you for a brief fifty seven seconds (he was counting) equate to his heart shattering into a million pieces with nothing but a gaze?
prince!rin who seems nicer than he lets on. this may sound corny, but he's protected you more times than you'd think.
weird people of importance that are way out of your age range eying you funny? he's only sharpened the sword in his scabbard last night, and he's not afraid to use it. he watches your drink from across the entire hall when you're gone just to make sure nobody tampers with it. believe him, it's more common than you think. when he knows you're visiting the kingdom soon, he makes sure every inch of the town is far from dirt and mud, in fear of ruining your outfit for the special night.
prince!rin panics and keeps the entire relationship undercover. this entire thing was spontaneous. god, it wasn't even him who asked, it was you. he didn't even know you liked him!
nobody knows, not even his brother. actually, he told the diary that he stress-writes into, but now it's locked up, in a locked up box, in another locked up box, and then in a locked up drawer. just the word "marriage" makes him flinch. how suspicious, but somehow, nobody was able to make the link between the two of you.
prince!rin tries to seem cool in front of you, but fails miserably. he has a short temper despite his outward appearance, and even tiny misfortunes cause the dormant anger inside of him to start bubbling up. luckily, you're always there to calm him down, so no more training dummies or random civilians have to suffer from his wrath.
prince!rin who would risk his life for you, but still struggles to bend or completely break the rules. he follows his curfew diligently, straight up refuses to sneak around, and is always on his best behaviour when around his family. the chances of you meeting during the night are near zero, and the only time you see each other is when you coincidentally cross paths or during royal events.
prince!rin always blames himself when the two of you get into an argument. you'd think he's ignoring you with how busy he magically becomes, but his brain is so full of thoughts and conflict. instead of talking things out, he releases stress by overtraining, spending all day working on his swordsmanship. yep, his communication skills suck.
prince!rin tweaks the fuck out when sae magically manages to find out. he could be halfway across the nation and he would still feel the disapproving glare he fears so much. he's pretty much begging on his knees for sae not to tell anyone, not for his own reputation, but he doesn't want to get you in trouble. and then everything comes out, confessing everything on the spot; how it happened, how he feels, how he wants to say sorry to you. sae gives him a weird look, claiming that he'll "help him out", but he doesn't get any advice in the following days.
and he feels utterly betrayed days later when his own brother set the two of you up. as evil as it was, he told you that rin was injured, and he told rin that you were going to break up with him. evil, so evil, but it worked. rin was not ready to receive a big hug, mumbles of missing him and telling him to never get hurt again beinf whispered in his ear. just what is going on?
whatever. at the end of the day, you were in his arms again, ans that's all that matters.
@lizbix CMERE I WROTE!!! oops its a bit late actually r u awake
hii! do you think I could ask for a maybe yukimiya and bahia (and whoever else you want ofc!) with the trend “a boy whose jacked and kind”. I know this trend is long over but i cannot get yuki out of my mind n i feel like he would love this trend ahh❤️❤️
tysmm and have a great day/night :))
ashamed to say this is the first time i’ve heard if this trend lmao BUT TY FOR THE REQUEST 💛
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yukimiya kenyu
-> asking you questions the entire time. “is it okay if i put my hands here?” “what about here?” “does that hurt?” “are you okay?” and you keep assuring him that you’re fine
-> raises you up onto his shoulder slowly so that there’s no chance of you falling. keeps his grip secure and his eyes on you as you smile and wave at the camera
-> you blush as you watch the video back. kenyu doesn’t look at the camera once, his eyes only on you as if checking to make sure you’re okay the whole time he’s holding you
-> “it’s perfect,” you say when yukimiya asks, though you know this is one of those videos you’re keeping for yourself only
bachira meguru
-> “you trust me not to drop you?” “yes? should i not..?” “no, you can trust me! i gotchu, y/n!”
-> he does not got you
-> it took a few attempts, and thankfully bachira was able to catch you every time you tipped back over his shoulder, but you got the footage!
kunigami rensuke
-> practices with chigiri, which you film and post as a blooper reel for your video
-> when it’s finally your turn, chigiri films and your boyfriend lifts you onto his shoulder with ease. he gives your thigh a gentle pat before letting you down
-> you are not pleased when kunigami and chigiri’s video gets more views than yours, and chigiri thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world
barou shouei
-> he said no until you told him you’d ask nagi instead. suddenly he’s super eager to help you!
-> he’s pretty stoic the entire time, but he is secure and doesn’t show any ounce of struggle as he effortlessly sweeps you off your feet
-> you’re giggling the whole time, thrown off at the feeling of being so tall, and as barou’s lowering you back down, he drops you into a bridal carry to kiss you before setting you back on your feet
-> “you had to kiss me, hm?” “mhm. make you think twice before you threaten to go to nagi or anyone else for something.”
michael kaiser
-> mf TOSSED you into the air to get you on his shoulder, and you sat there gripping his head for dear life as he flexed in front of the camera
-> “bro, put me down!” “i thought you wanted to do this trend together?” “i might have a fear of heights!”
-> needless to say, people loved the banter between you two and begged for you to make more videos with your “pretty boyfriend”
shidou ryusei
-> he lives to do silly little tiktok trends with you. it’s one of his favorite past times
-> you trust him 110%, even when he says he’s your slipping, despite the fact that his grip has not changed around your thighs
-> “you play too much.” “you know i’d never really drop you~” “yeah. cause you know that if you do, i’m dropping a coconut on your head next.” “!!”
⋆。°🎧ྀི.⊹₊ ⋆ the fact that rin is so not nonchalant even though he tries to be is so cute. his little pouts and concentrated faces are so cute i can’t get over him. he’s constantly on the verge of crashing out and i just think it adds to his charm ‹𝟹