love language
the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings
god izuku is so real for being insane and obsessed with him. “kacchan and the others” is so reasonable and understandable actually. it really is kacchan and everyone else
i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny
new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff
cult leader husbands
Being a Batkid doesn’t mean pushing through pain just for the ego or superiority win. It means pushing through pain long enough to make it somewhere safe to get help. It means not giving anyone, even an ally, a chance to parse weakness.
Dick finishes a rough mission with the Titans where he got thrown hard into a wall, smiles and jokes with everyone, and then zetas back to the Cave where he promptly throws up and collapses because almost every bone in his left arm is broken and not a single person noticed.
being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
Bilbo Baggins doesn't always socialize, but when he does, it's with The King under the Mountain & his royal family, an angel, the de facto High King of the Noldor, The King of the Woodland Realm, The King of Dale, & The King of the Reunited Kingdom.
The guy left his home one (1) time & became the most politically influential person in Middle-earth.