after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
Clark, a lit nerd since birth, at a JL meeting making a Big Speech: there is always something left to love.
Bruce, an introvert who went to bougie private school book clubs: Gabriel García Márquez, one hundred years of love.
Clark, heart eyes over the fact someone knew his quote: w-what
what is the truth
the closet is GLASS
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
"rhaenyra sneaking into sept was stupid" "the sept scene didn't make any sense" did you consider the fact that they are gay and stupid
Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one
First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.
Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”