There’s An Endless Road By SandyQuinn Chapter 6

When all of your shirt are too small so you have to steal your baby daddy’s

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 14

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Chu Wanning]

"He's haughty and prideful and cold but actually a big softie who's easily embarrassed. Tries to appear indifferent but actually easily flustered, especially in bed. Beautiful and desired by everyone, but thinks he's old and ugly (both untrue). He's the type of man who really needs to get laid (which he does) and the type of man who really needs to get pregnant (which he very sadly doesn't). His husband has expressed a desire to breed him."

Ok so for months I’ve had this ask sitting in my inbox

Finally, FINALLY since its mermay I decided to do it.

I ended up liking it so much that I started thinking of lore and it all spiraled into an AU.

So I present to you:

Submersion Falls

Ford comes to gravity falls for the same reasons as he did in canon except that on top of all his other interest, he also has a degree in marine/aquatic biology. Long story short, he somehow breaks one of the seals that kept Serpas (Bill) imprisoned. He was put there like 500 years ago by the Shaman after being a destructive force of nature in the ocean for Eons. They convinces Ford to break the seal on them so that their full power can come back and they can go back to the sea.

Despite having 500 years to contemplate, Bill doesn't actually know how to break the seal, because the Shaman put a curse on it that makes them unable to see it and only a human can break it. But also it's at the bottom of the lake, which is really, unnaturally deep. So Ford needs to build a special submarine. HOWEVER. There is also a time limit because the seal can only be broken on a special event that happens every 500 years, the same night where the Shaman first sealed them. So after a few months, Ford realizes that he'll never be able to make it in time and calls Fiddleford.

And that’s how the story starts :)

Intrusive thoughts.

i had a dream about this cursed billford kid and drew her as a joke for my prismbreak au. i don't think it's a joke anymore; they have a child. raw chicken looking baby

Request by @we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono

Legend with long hair

Nosramus funger

alt version:

The Multiversal Lepidoptery Society proudly presents these fascinating specimens found across the multiverse. Special thanks to our gracious benefactor @jellyskink for allowing us the opportunity over on their discord server (Domesticated Ford Au server). I would also love this opportunity to thank the other research assistants. Without their help of them, none of this would be possible:

@totallynotabug @dream-unity @iamanactualmeme @mushroommako @faceless-aces @alexthebordercollie @cosmiic-peach @thebringerofstorms @exoplanet-blues @jellyskink @joliemye @lostinflorentine @twinstarsbillcipher @ranchsoda92 @sixy347 @xx-akubara-xx NovaDoesArts on Bluesky fruity.ghouly on TikTok and PonyFrisk on Twitter.

Photo without glass glare under the cut

I spent so many hours trying to get 100 on that mini game in albw that I think i cried when I actually got it