Dont Listen To The Part Of Your Brain Saying That You Can Start Learning Another Language Even If Youre

kathryn hahn needs an emmy, an oscar, and an international holiday right now.

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else

Dying at how Agatha is SO annoyed at Rio right here yet she snatches her flower anyway🤭

“what the FUCK are you DOING…GIVE ME THE FUCKING FLOWER😡”

My heart breaks for Aubrey and her family

RIP Jeff

If I see one more motherfucker comment on a post about how “Audrey should get with Kathryn now!” I will be in your walls. Under your bed. In your closet. Real life people dealing with their own tragedies don’t wanna hear about your ridiculous out of line fanfic and neither do their friends and family. This is why friendships end between celebrities.

PINK PONY CLUB 💗

Some internet language things I really like:

Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)

when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done

More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?

When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home

How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how

Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!

"My mother needs me home." (x Agatha All Along, S01E09)