You Can Bite Me..

“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

Love 💚

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

Now that I think about it, being a huge history nerd, I should maybe start posting some of the funny and/or interesting history stuff I stumble upon during my work.

Be prepared for silly fish related talks and also weird, kind of sexual stuff of anciency c:

I worked a bit more on it while bored in bed last night and thought I'd share again ^^' I know it's just a lazy lil edit but I kinda like it >.<

Unfortunately I don't know how to roughen up the edges in the program I used and also don't know how shades and reflections work qwq

I'm so attention starved that this actually sounds nice to me..

God fml...

*sneaks in and steals a lock of your hair*

Sorry don't mind me :3

Damn. It’s happening again. A girl already stole my hair before.

@practicalkim which one am I? :<

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

bi slut pigeon

odie the streamer

more scoobert next week UwU

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

I use "bean" as an affectionate term for people on a daily basis. Hope I can spread it

If you like

“Being called a ‘good girl’, ‘good boy’, ‘good bean’, etc”

Then you should try

“the mutual feeling of safety when you embrace that trans girl you’re talking to”