Women’s Bodies Weren’t “made” To Do Anything, Nature Didn’t “intend” Anything, No Human

I would punch your tummy for you~

Would you still love me if you were a worm?!

Only if you went up to the next fish pond and told those hungry bozos "See this cute worm? She's my girlfriend, and you can never have her!", just out of spite

As a professional fumbler, oh trust me there are sooo many ways to fuck up real baddd

fumbling a freak should be punishable by death

I cheaply altered it for all the top cat/bottom pup-couples, hope @comrade-ashenov doesn't mind >.<

Now that I think about it, being a huge history nerd, I should maybe start posting some of the funny and/or interesting history stuff I stumble upon during my work.

Be prepared for silly fish related talks and also weird, kind of sexual stuff of anciency c:

I-i just like when w..womem

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

N-n-need to do this o.o

found out the other day that my pup is a VERY heavy sleeper <3 i’d already fucked him and tired him out so all i had to do was put my arms around him and he was fast asleep ,,, it was very cute but after we slept for a while i had to get up for a sec, when i got back i realized he had Fully slept through me getting up, and so after cuddling him for a while longer, i didn’t even have to *try* to keep him asleep, i just rolled him onto his back, spread his legs and used his warm puppy hole like a toy,, i fucked him for 3 minutes before i decided to slap him to wake him up, his first sensations returning to consciousness being me deep inside of him ,,, nnhhhhh been thinking about that . a lot. so normal i had to post it

Grrrrrrrr!~ *chomp chomp*

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

What if...car girl? O.o

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

Am I? 🥺

as is tradition, happy pride from everyone's favorite transgender video game couple!!!

I once saw a report about Azerbaijan (former Republic of the USSR, to those who didn't know), and some older guy who appeared in it was called "Mel/M.E.L." (Marx. Engels. Lenin.)