So I Just Got Yelled At By My Mother To "get Out Of [her] House". And Scolded For Every Single Little

There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:

Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."

Damn, what a comeback.

Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

A Psych Ward of Garnet & Rain

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

Nya :3

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

This is fucking hilarious

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

“The Breather” by Billy Collins

We were lied to. Kinda cheap fake btw, the points 47 and 49 are missing :(

Cherry-picking

You're the one that consumes my soul (in a hot way)

MOTH GUIDE

ITS VERY ACCURATE

This totally makes sense. And yeah, I was afraid that it was actually about the physical aspect and that I was misinterpreting it as mostly psychological, that's why I edited. Also, yeah, I know, cool genderspicy transboygirlthings hoorayyyyy!

Wish I was afab..

This..

Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.