Those Who Understand Understand.

Classicists see some totally normal text posts then be like 'aha yes major parallels with the death of Plinkios from book 12 of the Blorbiad amirite?'

“Meet the Shame-faced Crab”

Thank you, I will!

zombie boy and goat man here to ruin your day

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

zommy doodles :))) thinking abt him

I did this exactly one (1) time and it kept getting more and more difficult as time went on and I found more songs and eventually I just gave up. So now there’s like 90 minutes of a cohesive, story-like playlist that just drops off a metaphorical cliff of understandability out of nowhere. And honestly? It works for the character arc he was on anyways

people who make playlists where the songs are like In Order and listening to them in order is like a timeline through the character’s life or arcs Terrify Me. how the FUCK do you manage that. every playlist ive ever made has been a wild mess only ever listened to on shuffle wdym some of you are so fawking cool that you can put them all in order

Anytime I try describing how awful something is with the “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” I always stop mid way because. No. I definitely would.

He’s Watching Him

god I’m fucking begging I would give anything for this

they should bring back kieran valentine for g3 only because i want draculaura to dunk on him all the time like wlw/mlm solidarity shit. i want them to include all of valentine’s old backstory (including the accent and the womanizing) except explicitly call him gay after his redemption arc and make spelldon real. it would be so funny come on guys