Oh My God God God God God My Dad Just Tried To Complain About Me Wearing Earrings With Ghosts On Them

time for me, a tgirl, to go on a quest to be jesus ii (i have no means of doing of these things, i live in the us)

know what, fuck this whole second coming of christ bs, next tgirl to see the reichstone, stone of scone, and to eat double cheeseburger gets my permission to be called Jesus II: Electric boogaloo

Fuck it

Notes game

Limit 3 notes per person

I’ll try my best to follow up on this with results but I may forget

10 notes: touch grass DONE

30 notes: try and care abt my schoolwork IN PROGRESS

50 notes: get more sleep IN PROGRESS

100 notes: come out to my extended family IN PROGRESS

120 notes: find another reason to live (I have 2 rn and desperately need more) DONE

150 notes: engage more with my irl friends DONE

200 notes: get over my fear of clickers (long story) IN PROGRESS

300 notes: stop hating myself IN PROGRESS

SECRET GOAL UNLOCKED!!! 420 NOTES: I’ll eat a weed or whatever ppl do idk I don’t get high (this is a joke for the record) DONE

500 notes: ascend to the heavens and rain hellfire upon my enemies (this is a joke I don’t think we make it this far) DONE

690 notes: Nice DONE

1000 notes: become god

STRETCH GOALS (adding these bc I wanna keep the game goin it’s rly fun for me)

1100 notes: start planing to take over the world of gods

1200 notes: kill the first god and take their power

1300 notes: kill the second god and take their power

1400 notes: kill the third god and take their power

1500 notes: use the power of the slain gods to gain domain over everything and rule as god-queen of the universe

(It would be so funny if I got this far)

snen i was,

a young snoy,

my snather,

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

my good friend. the old account name? that was supposedly alright to give me since it wouldn't get a hit? apparently. apparently it links back still. no changing of names shall save you now.

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp