"I Have Depression." - Character Who Has Been Through Extensive Therapy.

okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

shine normal like a plain rock

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

laundry, dishes, dog walks, taxes, eating, sleeping, breathing, dusting, calling your mom, going to work, washing the car and watering the plants all has to be done over and over and over again so why would finding happiness be any different

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all