Highly Recommend Keeping A Small Portrait Of A Historical Figure Who Met A Grisly End On Your Work Desk.

gonna start calling my hrt 'mouse bites' because i need it to live

she has informed me that she made a new account but won't give hints this time, and is now planning a whole ass arg to put me through to get to it. what am i doing

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

who else did this

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

i second the one person in the tags, what about the great spaghetti god

Are you specifically the Christian God or just kind of a generic, average deity?

I’m the tumblr god, who just so happens to bear a lot of theological similarities with a generalized form of the Christian god, although I can do (not good) comedy impressions of my cousins Allah and Yahweh, I am not them.

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

what have i done

Original comic by Rasenth