Story Of My Life

tis the season for my annual Red Thread re-read

@pastafossa

MCMENTO MORI IM CRYING

welcome to beacon hills: awards season ★ “sassiest male” award - stiles stilinski

↳ “All right, how about this? Next time I see him, I’ll give him a field sobriety test, okay? We’ll do the alphabet, start with F, end with U!”

dreamt that ppl were playing "dnd hard mode" which was just playing dnd by a pool and if you rolled a nat 1 the dm pushed you into the water

"They can't leak shit if I leak it first" -Russel T Davies probably

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

someone: *is mean to dream*

matthew, who’s known dream for maybe 3 hours:

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

YES I WOULD SELL ALL MY BELONGINGS

what would i do for a julie and the phantoms world tour?!

i would go into debt, and i mean crippling debt, like i should be dead myself sort of debt, just to get a meet and greet pass and hug all those fucking short kings and queens!!!

i mean, they are all so... so so tiny. i’m literally taller than all of them.