~My General Mansion Head Cannons!~

He stands

Soviet: Do not touch! The wound has just healed, we don’t want to introduce an infection there!

Да я просто хуйней страдал:D

@universal-casey am I drawing it right?

THANK YOU LORD

Dare I say America core

Doodle

not me thinking about how Alfred must’ve actually been a very obedient and easy teenager for Arthur to parent, at least until the end of the Seven Years’ War. like Arthur would’ve been immensely proud of him??? the Thirteen colonies were the center and world leader of Enlightenment/Western political theory, the colonial colleges were respected institutions of learning, a surprising amount of the (white) population was literate – just in general, it’s easy for me to forget that the US was a major epicenter of law, political theory, and to a lesser degree science in general before it became the US.

like Arthur spends the mid 17th century unable to spend much time with Alfred until the Restoration, but every time he does get to sit down with Alfred for a few hours or so he’s always greatly impressed by how much Alfred reads and writes and debates and experiments. maybe he does or doesn’t realize Alfred is trying to impress him, but either way he’s got a lot of reasons to be very proud of his prodigy of a son, and he’s especially pleased to see him living up to his eponym’s love of learning.

like the English colonists were a bit unique in how they saw themselves and England? like the English colonists considered themselves Englishmen, not, you know, Americans or English colonists. they expected the same treatment from English regardless of which side of the Atlantic they were on. so imo Alfred was actually a very loyal and obedient kid, and he sorta ended up parentified if only to parent himself because Arthur was so busy. I just [clenches fist] love hcs where Alfred is genuinely the Dutiful Son and heir growing up, he manages the businesses of the Kirkland household (because Duncan sure as fuck ain’t doing that at this point in time) and the administration of the colonies in father’s absence and he does a damn good job at it. he’s resourceful and self-reliant enough to take care of himself and of anyone Arthur trusts him with. Alfred being his father’s right hand man is just so special to me.

also I like this characterization a lot because it makes their later relationship more interesting. Alfred goes from heir and trusted lieutenant to the family disappointment no one talks about to eventually Arthur is his right hand rather than the other way around. Alfred is the golden scapegoat personified lol.

I also like the dynamics it makes with his siblings since he’s so aloof that he doesn’t… really even see them as siblings all the time? not maliciously, but he just didn’t grow up with them. prior to the 20th century, the most time he spent with any of them was a single decade with Matt that was honestly pretty antagonistic at points. Successful Eldest Son/Golden Scapegoat embodied, man.

Well he had to KNOW if it was bad you know??

Vox is my favorite character. He’s so versatile, has so much potential.

- He plays subway surfer on his screen while talking at overlord meetings so everybody pays attention.

- If Val is being too annoying, Vox will sweeten him up. Push all the right buttons and just as they are in throes of passion, Vox will say “i dont tell you this enough but I just wanted to say *insert rickroll music video blaring at full volume*.

- He plays cute cat videos for velvette when shes pissed at him to get back on her good side.

- Valentino has never won the few genuine fights they’ve had. “I never said that!” Vox plays a recording of Valentino saying that exact thing

Hell grows like a tumour, making it prime territory for newly introduced guardian angels to subdue their hunger on.

Humans are space.. pets? {Masterpost}

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Russia: You know what would be cool? You give me money and a way to help throw off the British from reaching me, and I’ll give you a child.

America: What? No, I already have 48 of those little bastards-I mean angels.

Russia: But look how cute Alaska is. Isn’t he sweet, he even has your eyes.

America: Are you trying to advertise a kid to me?

Russia: What if I promise to co-parent once I get back on my feet? An IOU of sorts.

America: Fine. But you promise to come back, right?

Russia: Yes.

*Years later*

America: Where’s my fucking child support, Ivan?

Russia: Sorry dear, no refunds.