Jugglingbayonets - Courage The Cowardly Dog

i ate oatmeal and some white chocolate.

i feel disgusting now

Reading this is insane, the thought of England panicking about the imminent rise of American hegemony and deciding that the best way to deal with it is to fuck and marry Americans is absolutely hilarious 😭😭😭 like "yes please give all of your rich beautiful daughters to our politicians and nobleman so we can tie you to us forever 😀" and the fact that it kind of worked because Winston Churchill was born from such a union and basically founded the Special Relationship between the UK and US that's still going strong today from joint military operations to five eyes to cultural influence that bounces back and forth across Atlantic, what a mad man

Hell grows like a tumour, making it prime territory for newly introduced guardian angels to subdue their hunger on.

i love stoner NA bros so much. the idea of alfred and mattie just eyes glazed on the couch eating doritos and nacho dip while watching kitchen nightmares (because as alfred puts it, being yelled at in a british accent is comforting) and cackling every time gordon ramsey reminds them of arthur.

yup. yup. headcanon now codified. Alfred is the only one of the Kirkland brood with any cooking ability and during family holiday get-togethers he guards the kitchen jealously. yeah Matt and Jack and NZ can help him cook, he appreciates it, but Arthur and his siblings? banned. all of ye, banned from the kitchen, out! out! out! [clacks tongs menacingly]

he’s not as snobbish and obnoxious about his food as, say, Francis or Feliciano, but he can definitely be kinda annoying about it on occasion. but man, his grilled catfish makes it hard to argue with him.

im so bummed we didnt get more of hawks and tokoyami in nyc in world heroes mission i think abt it all the time

“Tomándote el pelo“

”Taking your hair” it’s a Spanish saying, meaning: the action of mocking, tricking, teasing. fooling or lying to someone. For example, just what Macaque did to MK. Look at me doing connections. Also hair.

I fully believe that MK with his hair up looks like Monkey King (or at less a monkey), I know it in my heart–

Also, he had to put his bandana in a knot for… REASONS. 

alfred having an embarrassing crush on gilbert that he genuinely couldn’t conceal at valley forge is a headcanon i’ll always stick with, but i do feel like even if he isn’t as polished as his older self, he also started learning to put on a performance for old world nations on his post independence please trade and be friends with me tour. it’s not the smug and confident world power persona of course, but he quite deliberately plays up being the charmingly unsophisticated, blue-eyed ingénue i feel, for the likes of everyone from russia to morocco to china. there’s a lot of flying by the seat of his pants, but the old world is all very interested in a new fresh faced young thing who has Arthur in a fury, so why not play up a persona as a wide eyed and somewhat innocent, but also rebellious debutante, that lets them feel amused and wise next to his provincial self if it gets him trade and treaties? why not indeed. showing people what they want to see and manipulating his public image to get what he wants is something alfred, the superpower, does all the time, after all.

These three's revolutionary experiments back in the 1940's were... something. The contrast is fucking insane lmao