1920s Ameger Has Entered My Head And WILL NOT LEAVE.

america goes to therapy.

why do i have to wake up

I love characterizations of Alfred that aren't impulsive or violent - but instead cast him as the most pragmatic, practical, material person alive. I'll try to elaborate later when I have time but historically, the first and foremost American tool of problem solving has always, always been economic. economic warfare is an American artform and you can't change my mind; Alfred is much, much less likely to resort to violence than he is to, say, leave his enemies utterly destitute. the Cold War (especially Cuba), the Suez Canal Crisis, the trade war with China, the utterly bonkers sanctions on Russia? the USD is the international standard for trade and the US banned Russia from using it at all, even in their own banks. and then there's the whole export ban on China, which is a very big dick power move that may possibly result in WW3 but we'll see. the British didn't tell us about the Suez Canal deal so we threatened to destroy their economy and currency in retaliation. Cold War embargoes on the USSR intended to cripple their ability to manufacture for their military, embargoes on Cuba to cripple any geographic threat to the mainland. Alfred believes military strength is all well and good but the real power in this world is money.

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Dare I say America core

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@vogellicht the silly <3

Take this as an offer of friendship

Still don’t know why you liked my post where I was asking for art request

Quick which one are you

Me personally I’d say I’m a neutral radical

Acesexuality, aromanticism, and agender are the three a’s they are also the big three of “it’s what makes us human” and as a aroace agender being and by the logic of “it’s what makes us human” I am now a eldritch horror god because my true form is such a foreign concept to humanity that the human race will die from seeing it

So fucking true

Bro. I am on my knees fucking BEGGING for a creepy pasta fic that HAS NO READER INSERT OF ANY FORM

Theres so much X Reader or just general reader insert that i wanna die

Please just give me chaotic slendermansion

Yall up to see my ch America art

we’re all in agreement that Alfred is a voracious reader and especially loves like political theory/philosophy etc stuff, right? like he was shaped by the Enlightenment, this man probably spends his free time writing essays. he is involved in a million think tanks. he freelances as a lawyer and thinks court cases are genuinely fun. and by god he will not shut the fuck up ever.

turns out Alfred inherited Arthur’s love of language and literature and his supernatural work ethic/productivity. unfortunately he dedicated himself to being a fucking lawyer about it.