Atsushi Continuously Realizing He Is Surrounded By Absolute Freaks

#hands

in honor of that post going around about andrew becoming a lawyer once he retires

i raise you, once neil motherfucking josten is allowed to retire from exy and his dues are paid: he becomes a math professor

just imagine that

him receiving a letter one day, when he's in his mid forties, from ichirou, saying that he's paid his debt, that he's free to do what he wants

and neil, bless his heart, instead of allowing himself some much needed and deserved rest, thinks, what else could i make a living out because god forbid he does nothing with his days

(cue andrew screaming into a pillow somewhere)

and like that he goes back to university, gets a degree in teaching maths however that's called, and suddenly they're professor in maths husband with lawyer husband

(honestly that's so hot of them)

like imagine, you're an accountant student, getting ready for your calculus class (or some other difficult physics or math class), your classmate turns to you

"hey did you hear mr. thompson retired? it was about time not gonna lie, but i heard from some girls that he was some messed up looking guy, these people have lost their minds hiring thugs now"

and you nod bc what else are you supposed to do

and you sit there waiting, until five minutes from the start of the class, he walks in in all his auburn scarred glory, your exy idol, the guy who you followed until he retired and dropped off the face in the earth, and you think what the fuck is neil josten doing here

and then

"hello everyone, my name is neil josten, im your new [advanced mathematics] professor, today we're just gonna check the syllabus"

iconic

Unsung heroes of AFTG

- busboy who knocked out Neil for $100

- Marissa from The Vixens

- the random athlete who gave Neil a high five

- actually all the athletes and in Fox Tower, for that matter

-the business professors at EAU who had to work around The Ravens schedule

- Seth’s friends 💔

- Sweeties waitress

- Coach Hernandez, where would we be without you

- the fan who paid for Kevin’s gas but somehow missed the broken hand

- all the characters brought up in Jeremy’s first chapter to never been seen again

- that one broadcaster who asked where Jean was

- Dan’s sisters and their matching dresses

- whoever kept the door to the roof unlocked

- the horse Neil rode after getting sliced and diced

*my fannon about his childhood

Episode 9: everyone thinks Director Seo is infatuated with Dong-sik

Video description: one of Dong-sik's coworkers tells him that he needs to be appreciated by his superiors, right before Dong-sik gets a called from Director Seo, who wants to get dinner with him at his father's restaurant. Everyone watches as he leaves to take the call. In the next scene, Dong-sik's father boasts about his meat, before the other members of the family come to compliment Director Seo, before Dong-sik insists that they leave.

all i want is for jongwoo and heejoong to stay in touch post-canon 😔 and also for heejoong to get some proper dental care because oh my god ow

Neil and Andrew are like geese. Loud and mean and violent but with undying adoration for their mate. I once knew this goose who very much did not like me but one day his goose wife decided I was chill and that she wanted to hang out with me. Goose husband, of course, did not want to be away from his goose wife because he followed her everywhere, and since his wife followed me everywhere that meant he had to deal with me but instead of attacking me like he used to he would just kinda goose mutter-hiss at me from a couple feet away because although he didn’t fuck with me his wife did so he agreed to let me metaphorically come clubbing with them for Halloween

Along with this, geese also have a lack of regard for the government and a lust for crime

fellas is it gay to exchange saliva with another man

so glad you're okay you duMB MOTHERFU-