i was going to edit more but hoooly crap im tired
I wanted to try a reference
#hands
Defense squad…….. 2 !!!!!!!!
Inwoo trying to teach how to cook to Dongsik
Jongwoo: What happened after you guys killed for the first time?
Dongsik: I didn't.
Eve: She shot me.
Will: We sort of adopted a teenager.
Eve: That doesn't sound so bad?
Will: He later made me think I've killed her.
Dongsik: Oh. Mine let me think I've killed people too.
Dongsik: He framed me for his crimes and let me go to prison.
Will: Been there. I hope you gave him jail time too.
Dongsik: Sure did!
Eve: What about you, Jongwoo?
Jongwoo: He framed himself for my crimes and we made the police think I killed him in self-defense so none of us would go to prison.
Will: That's clever.
Will: I jumped off a cliff with mine.
Eve: That's stupid.
Will: I know.
my heart is yours, jagi 💘
Me: *vibin*
My brain: Take any ship any ship at all (Bakudeku) and make them lesbians. Actually make every character a girl and lesbians, do it you fucking coward-
Me, a useless lesbian, brain fucking melting: lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku-
*if you wanna know what's going on in my mind rn it's just animated text "lesbian Bakudeku" rotating like a fucking screensaver-*
- Goblin anon, confirmed useless lesbian
goblin anon rn:
short lesbian bakudeku headcanons:
(totally not projecting but) long haired gf midoriya and short haired gf bakugou <3
their height differences as lesbians? *screams*
they would, and i say this with my being, have matching earrings OR OR bakugou’s are emeralds and midoriya’s are rubies (jirou’s the first one to notice that they’re the colours of each other’s eyes)
someone catcalled bakugou once and midoriya slammed the dude on the wall, growling at him because “you have no right to disrespect my girlfriend.” she was looking up at the fucker dude but she wasn’t any less terrifying
mineta tried peeking under midoriya’s skirt once and he was flung out the window thanks to bakugou’s explosions.
bakugou likes tying midoriya’s hair for her because it’s therapeutic for them both (it’s totally not because after so many surgeries, midoriya’s hands can’t steady themselves enough to tie her hair up herself.)
the girls don’t say anything but during slumber parties, bakugou ends up sitting on midoriya’s lap and forgetting the rest of them are even there. they let them be because they deserve the alone time
reincarnation au
"You know how to clean up a crime scene but not how to wash the fucking dishes ?!?
...
How is that even possible?! "