I Want "Neil Died In Baltimore" Andrew And "The Moriyamas Killed Andrew As A Warning" Neil To Meet

au where the mafia doesnt hunt atsushi down but atsushi knows aku distantly

atsushi following dazai to his dorm: dazai-san. this is important.

dazai: ooh~ atsushi looks so intense how frightening~

atsushi: dazai-san im serious. this is about... your past.

dazai: ... my past:?

atsushi: you were in the port mafia weren't you? don't lie i already know.

dazai: i... was. yes. atsushi i won't lie and say that my time in the mafia is irrelevant but know that i-

atsushi: -no i don't care about that. did you know a man named akutagawa ryuunosuke?

dazai:

dazai: *cough* atsushi, i won't lie and say that i didn't know akutagawa. but know that i truly-

atsushi: introduce us.

dazai:

dazai: why?

atsushi: dazai-san. i will love you forever if you set me up with this man. please. he's so cute but he's so hard to approach!

dazai, blushing because atsushi said he'd love him:

dazai, still blushing:

dazai: you'd what me forever

atsushi:

atsushi, sighing: sorry dazai san i didn't mean that

dazai, relieved: oh okay-

atsushi: you're already by bestest friend so its not like you need to do stuff to earn my affection; that was shitty of me to imply.

dazai, blushing again:

dazai, pretending he just didn't hear that part and moving on: ooh~ does atsushi kun have a crush~?

i’m cackling imagining criminal-justice-major-andrew minyard as a paralegal. like he’s simultaneously really good at his job bc of his eidetic memory. but is also an absolute asshole to attorneys. and occasionally alludes to having committed felonies.

“I jokingly asked my mom to knit a sweater for my cat. she took it seriously, and actually did it”

(via)

Bakugou: *laying on the floor*

Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: did he freak out?

Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED

headcanon that andrew hangs aaron’s mugshot up on the wall of the dorm like a proud parent

yo so like do you think neil josten smoked weed to deal with phantom pains

biblically accurate Neil and Andrew Instagram profiles

Jongwoo: What happened after you guys killed for the first time?

Dongsik: I didn't.

Eve: She shot me.

Will: We sort of adopted a teenager.

Eve: That doesn't sound so bad?

Will: He later made me think I've killed her.

Dongsik: Oh. Mine let me think I've killed people too.

Dongsik: He framed me for his crimes and let me go to prison.

Will: Been there. I hope you gave him jail time too.

Dongsik: Sure did!

Eve: What about you, Jongwoo?

Jongwoo: He framed himself for my crimes and we made the police think I killed him in self-defense so none of us would go to prison.

Will: That's clever.

Will: I jumped off a cliff with mine.

Eve: That's stupid.

Will: I know.

happy pride to all my aspecs and arospecs out there

happy pride to asexuals

happy pride to aromantics

happy pride to aplatonics

happy pride to aroaces

happy pride to alloaces

happy pride to alloaros

happy pride to het aces/aros

happy pride to demi romantics/sexuals

happy pride to grey romantics/sexuals

happy pride to ace/arospecs in platonic, romantic, and/or sexual relationships, or relationships that dont fit into any of those categories

happy pride to ace/arospecs who aren't in relationships and never want to be

happy pride to people who use microlables to describe their ace/arospec identity

we are all valid and we belong in this community no matter what anyone says. we deserve pride too.

shiggy is gonna be redeemed bc izuku’s brain is about to subject him to 12 years of slowburn childhood friends to enemies to rivals to lovers angst fic and he needs to see it have a happy ending