SAVE MEEEEEE

oh he’s really NOT okay

(See how he laughs at you)

[Seethe as he snarls at you]

(He will never understand)

[Watch him struggle just to stand]

(A cold and bitter stance)

[The weaker half of man]

(What a calculated, degregated hand)

[Watch him beg and bargain, time and time again]

its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.

Dongsik: I'm your favorite person :)

Inwoo:... And you're pleased? How delusional, Yook Dongsik. Don't you know that's the worst thing that could have ever happened to you?

Dongsik: Yes, but it's also the worst thing that could have happened to you.

Inwoo:

Dongsik: :)

Coach Josten

"the copycat killer sent an invitation to meet the real killer"

"to do what?" omg look a little less excited i dare you

Defense squad…….. 2 !!!!!!!!

in honor of that post going around about andrew becoming a lawyer once he retires

i raise you, once neil motherfucking josten is allowed to retire from exy and his dues are paid: he becomes a math professor

just imagine that

him receiving a letter one day, when he's in his mid forties, from ichirou, saying that he's paid his debt, that he's free to do what he wants

and neil, bless his heart, instead of allowing himself some much needed and deserved rest, thinks, what else could i make a living out because god forbid he does nothing with his days

(cue andrew screaming into a pillow somewhere)

and like that he goes back to university, gets a degree in teaching maths however that's called, and suddenly they're professor in maths husband with lawyer husband

(honestly that's so hot of them)

like imagine, you're an accountant student, getting ready for your calculus class (or some other difficult physics or math class), your classmate turns to you

"hey did you hear mr. thompson retired? it was about time not gonna lie, but i heard from some girls that he was some messed up looking guy, these people have lost their minds hiring thugs now"

and you nod bc what else are you supposed to do

and you sit there waiting, until five minutes from the start of the class, he walks in in all his auburn scarred glory, your exy idol, the guy who you followed until he retired and dropped off the face in the earth, and you think what the fuck is neil josten doing here

and then

"hello everyone, my name is neil josten, im your new [advanced mathematics] professor, today we're just gonna check the syllabus"

iconic

bkdk: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

shigatomu:🧍🏻‍♂️

credits to the original artist @Xenochka on twitter/X

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