So Lu Guang Was Actually Really And For Real “happy” He Got Shot And Almost Died Because In His Mind

Somehow it's hilarious. Just seeing confused Dazai. And others too (except Ranpo obvi). Yet Dazai the most

But for real i imagine how extremely religious was Atsu in childhood. Him praying to God to save him while sitting in chains alone.

Memorize the whole Bible by heart at some point because maybe it can make him a better child

My hc when Atsu is being nervous he starts throws in random facts or nonsense about the Bible. On purpose or not? It depends

Also shout-out to @inamagicalhallucination and her old(?) hc Aku being Atsushi's interpreter

*after a hard and bloody mission*

rando: how can you handle so much pain?

Atsu: well do you know that lady gaga in bible...*keeps talking bullshit*

rando: what

Aku: he's fucking with your head, so he can fuck away your dumb questions out of your head

love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court

Toxic yaoi hell yeah

i’m cackling imagining criminal-justice-major-andrew minyard as a paralegal. like he’s simultaneously really good at his job bc of his eidetic memory. but is also an absolute asshole to attorneys. and occasionally alludes to having committed felonies.

He has!! A name!! There was a whole moment where he yelled it dramatically!!!

This bothered me in the anime so. Sorry Ryota

i want a precanon dazai atsushi meeting fic but they meet like randomly for years--- like dazai will be in the middle of a mission and he'll hear "mummy-sannnn" and atsushi will come in blabbering about how long its been and now dazai has to dodge bullets with atsushi clinging on to his leg

atsushi is just regularly escaping his orphanage or is being thrown around in foster homes idk i didnt think of that part

Defense squad…….. 2 !!!!!!!!

Medical malpractice duo

raven andreil for a sketch req 🐦‍⬛

I saw a wonderful post with 1500 yo merlin that time travel back to Camelot & he hates the fact that there is no coffee, no plumbing,...

But

Hear me out.

Merlin and post return Arthur that BOTH came back to Camelot but it's Arthur that HATES it

Arthur that lived for 30 years in the modern world & got used to it (but at the same time not totally because Merlin is an old man and his home look a lot like your grandpa's home if your grandpa was 1500 yo if you see what I mean. )

Arthur that simply can not live without his morning coffee and simply hates the fact that Merlin doesn't need it (the peak of being a warlock)

Arthur that got used to live in a magical house that was 100% rats-free (except for that two 150 years old pet rats that Merlin keeps, don't ask him. Arthur stopped asking questions about sorcerer and their familiars when Merlin's Owl began to speak. It's rats free where it matter aka NOT in his (their) bed) AND kind of half alive magical house (what do you mean he has to GET UP and ASK to someone to get his warm bath?!)

Arthur that lived his best life with 0 responsibility (except one or two magical quest here and there & the need to feed merlin's (their but Arthur has a dad-getting-a-pet-he-didn't-want behaviour about it) dragons) with his immortal bf/husband/he-is-half-of-my-soul-as-the-poets-say and now has to share his home with other people AND with assholes, spies, assassin's,... Lurking everywhere

Arthur that now understand why Merlin hates it so much when someone think he is a 20 something years old and why he never left the house without his old man/60 years old appearance

Basically Arthur at first being like "it's so nostalgic :D" then "Merlin, I don't care what you do, I want our home back😩... What do you mean we CAN'T!?! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS?!? "

(this post is somewhat a fellow-up from Merlin actually living for 1500+ years and kind of merlin not looking 20 years old because he is old)