strangers from hell text posts!!
love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court
Kill who you want to kill, honey
i wanted to make these and include every character, but ended up with just moonjo and jongwoo. but hey, you can never have enough moonjo and jongwoo.
(See how he laughs at you)
[Seethe as he snarls at you]
(He will never understand)
[Watch him struggle just to stand]
(A cold and bitter stance)
[The weaker half of man]
(What a calculated, degregated hand)
[Watch him beg and bargain, time and time again]
Deleted textpostlines from Strangers From Hell
Me: *vibin*
My brain: Take any ship any ship at all (Bakudeku) and make them lesbians. Actually make every character a girl and lesbians, do it you fucking coward-
Me, a useless lesbian, brain fucking melting: lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku lesbian Bakudeku-
*if you wanna know what's going on in my mind rn it's just animated text "lesbian Bakudeku" rotating like a fucking screensaver-*
- Goblin anon, confirmed useless lesbian
goblin anon rn:
short lesbian bakudeku headcanons:
(totally not projecting but) long haired gf midoriya and short haired gf bakugou <3
their height differences as lesbians? *screams*
they would, and i say this with my being, have matching earrings OR OR bakugou’s are emeralds and midoriya’s are rubies (jirou’s the first one to notice that they’re the colours of each other’s eyes)
someone catcalled bakugou once and midoriya slammed the dude on the wall, growling at him because “you have no right to disrespect my girlfriend.” she was looking up at the fucker dude but she wasn’t any less terrifying
mineta tried peeking under midoriya’s skirt once and he was flung out the window thanks to bakugou’s explosions.
bakugou likes tying midoriya’s hair for her because it’s therapeutic for them both (it’s totally not because after so many surgeries, midoriya’s hands can’t steady themselves enough to tie her hair up herself.)
the girls don’t say anything but during slumber parties, bakugou ends up sitting on midoriya’s lap and forgetting the rest of them are even there. they let them be because they deserve the alone time
how am i supposed to just move on from these fuckers
Collab with my friend! Woof woof
Do u guys think the destiel meme would have been used in the aftg exy world if it was set in current years . Like do u think this is how ppl found out about Kevin: