A Private Moment Interrupted By Neil’s Team, And Apparently, Fans Of Andrew Minyard.

in honor of that post going around about andrew becoming a lawyer once he retires

i raise you, once neil motherfucking josten is allowed to retire from exy and his dues are paid: he becomes a math professor

just imagine that

him receiving a letter one day, when he's in his mid forties, from ichirou, saying that he's paid his debt, that he's free to do what he wants

and neil, bless his heart, instead of allowing himself some much needed and deserved rest, thinks, what else could i make a living out because god forbid he does nothing with his days

(cue andrew screaming into a pillow somewhere)

and like that he goes back to university, gets a degree in teaching maths however that's called, and suddenly they're professor in maths husband with lawyer husband

(honestly that's so hot of them)

like imagine, you're an accountant student, getting ready for your calculus class (or some other difficult physics or math class), your classmate turns to you

"hey did you hear mr. thompson retired? it was about time not gonna lie, but i heard from some girls that he was some messed up looking guy, these people have lost their minds hiring thugs now"

and you nod bc what else are you supposed to do

and you sit there waiting, until five minutes from the start of the class, he walks in in all his auburn scarred glory, your exy idol, the guy who you followed until he retired and dropped off the face in the earth, and you think what the fuck is neil josten doing here

and then

"hello everyone, my name is neil josten, im your new [advanced mathematics] professor, today we're just gonna check the syllabus"

iconic

I have one more Vestige Shigaraki annoys Deku AU, except I combined it with the Vestige Bakugou theory from Heroes Rising.

Anyway, everyone's a pro hero now, and Izuku finally figured out how to annoy Tomura for a change 🤣 worth it?

Short comic based on last mha ep.

raven andreil for a sketch req 🐦‍⬛

My hc when Atsu is being nervous he starts throws in random facts or nonsense about the Bible. On purpose or not? It depends

Also shout-out to @inamagicalhallucination and her old(?) hc Aku being Atsushi's interpreter

*after a hard and bloody mission*

rando: how can you handle so much pain?

Atsu: well do you know that lady gaga in bible...*keeps talking bullshit*

rando: what

Aku: he's fucking with your head, so he can fuck away your dumb questions out of your head

jagiya.

happy new year

And honestly THIS got me screaming and squeaking in ukrainian

Yulia Tymoshenko is questionable political figure in general btw just saying. But she's also more often than not becomes a victim to ukrainian meme space so it is just one of the moments why it is so wow to see her being mentioned in the musical.

Sidenote: shared ukrainian gen z childhood experience was to root for and to ask adults to vote for her just because she's the only woman (can't say for everyone but it's very close)

i’m cackling imagining criminal-justice-major-andrew minyard as a paralegal. like he’s simultaneously really good at his job bc of his eidetic memory. but is also an absolute asshole to attorneys. and occasionally alludes to having committed felonies.

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos